• Have something to say? Register Now! and be posting in minutes!

Dave Matthews Band New(ish) Lineup

SlinkyRedfoot

Well-Known Member
40,582
8,611
533
Joined
Jul 15, 2014
Location
Cripple Creek
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
This fucking guy sucked a dick while Platoon was on in the background, so he calls himself a vet.
 

SlinkyRedfoot

Well-Known Member
40,582
8,611
533
Joined
Jul 15, 2014
Location
Cripple Creek
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
“I earned my Purple Heart when I was watching Apocalypse Now with my thumb up my ass and I fell of the couch.”

-Yogs
 

SlinkyRedfoot

Well-Known Member
40,582
8,611
533
Joined
Jul 15, 2014
Location
Cripple Creek
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
you must have me cornfuzzed with your daddy, boy

If my mom had been knocked up by a fucktard like you, I’d have chewed my way out of her belly and strangled her with my umbilical cord just to teach her a lesson.
 

SlinkyRedfoot

Well-Known Member
40,582
8,611
533
Joined
Jul 15, 2014
Location
Cripple Creek
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Fucking guy got his dick stuck in the the vacuum while he was watching Deer Hunter, so now he’s a “vet.”

lolz
 

Tai Chi≈Surfing

Phenom~Vet~HOFer
104,798
21,103
1,033
Joined
Jul 2, 2013
Location
San Francisco -- The edge of the western world.
Hoopla Cash
$ 147,849.53
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
If my mom had been knocked up by a fucktard like you, I’d have chewed my way out of her belly and strangled her with my umbilical cord just to teach her a lesson.




So...apparently she never told you?

It's been a long while since I was last in Ohio.


Btw: I've been a vet since 1978, brah.

You??
 
Last edited:

SlinkyRedfoot

Well-Known Member
40,582
8,611
533
Joined
Jul 15, 2014
Location
Cripple Creek
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Seriously though, that time you were watching Hamburger Hill and you lost that jar of pickles up your ass, did you have to go to the hospital to get it out, or nah?
 
Top