Best Stand Up Comedians of All Time

[PatsFan2003]

I heard he likes to force female comedians to watch him masturbate.

Well he talks about it a lot so maybe there's some truth to that.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Ha! Where did you hear this?

Which Beloved Comedian Likes to Force Female Comics to Watch Him Jerk Off?

 

[beardown07]

Wtf to folks not thinking Chapelle's stand up is funny?

 

[PackJason]

Which Beloved Comedian Likes to Force Female Comics to Watch Him Jerk Off?

This doesn't say anything about it being Louis CK.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

This doesn't say anything about it being Louis CK.

You're right. I get articles about comedians forcing people to watch them masturbate mixed up a lot.

This is the correct one.

Does Louis CK Force Women To Watch Him Masturbate? Sexual Assault

 

[PackJason]

You're right. I get articles about comedians forcing people to watch them masturbate mixed up a lot.

This is the correct one.

Does Louis CK Force Women To Watch Him Masturbate? Sexual Assault

Thanks. I'm not sure I really believe this though. I'll take it more seriously if a more reputable news outlet reports on it.

 

[calsnowskier]

Kevin Hart!!!

To be honest, I think he comes just a bit short of making a list like this.

 

[CodeBreaker]

To be honest, I think he comes just a bit short of making a list like this.

What do you mean?

 

[PackJason]

To be honest, I think he comes just a bit short of making a list like this.

*ba-dum-tish*

 

[BigKen]

George Carlin was at his best talking about ordinary, everyday things. He could make brushing your teeth hysterical.

 

[PatsFan2003]

You're right. I get articles about comedians forcing people to watch them masturbate mixed up a lot.

This is the correct one.

Does Louis CK Force Women To Watch Him Masturbate? Sexual Assault

There's no questions that it's easy for many comedians to be sick f**ks.. Especially the one that are more "out" there. Either that or they have drug problems...

 

[beardown07]

What do you mean?

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Thanks. I'm not sure I really believe this though. I'll take it more seriously if a more reputable news outlet reports on it.

Not sure I do either but I thought it was funny either way.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

There's no questions that it's easy for many comedians to be sick f**ks.. Especially the one that are more "out" there. Either that or they have drug problems...

Then there are guys like Bob Saget who are quite open about getting off to videos of people dumping port-o-pottys on pregnant women.

 

[PatsFan2003]

Then there are guys like Bob Saget who are quite open about getting off to videos of people dumping port-o-pottys on pregnant women.

Sagat does have the reputation of being a clean-cut guy with a completely filthy mouth..

 

[calsnowskier]

Sagat does have the reputation of being a clean-cut guy with a completely filthy mouth..

???

Sagat is one the most "blue" comics going. I read somewhere that he was quite conflicted about getting the Full House gig because it was so counter his comedy style.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

???

Sagat is one the most "blue" comics going. I read somewhere that he was quite conflicted about getting the Full House gig because it was so counter his comedy style.

This is true. I read it in his tell all book "Dirty Daddy", in stores now.

Possibly the finest piece of literature since War and Peace.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sam Kinison:

 

[PatsFan2003]

???

Sagat is one the most "blue" comics going. I read somewhere that he was quite conflicted about getting the Full House gig because it was so counter his comedy style.

I bet. I actually was part of the studio audience for one of his shows after Full House. Some Single Dad show. It was terrible but Saget warmed up the crowd before the show and he was great. Pretty clean though.

 

[3 & 6 years to go...]

Nobody mentioned Bob Hope...

I thought that I was going to be the first to mention him, but this thing is 16 pages long, and I am only on page 2. Yeah, don't know if Bob Hope goes in the stand-up category, but damn he was fucking funny.

My all-time favorite is George Carlin. Genius.

Some of my other favorites, which may surpise some:

Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy
Dana Carvey
Kevin Pollack
Jamie Kennedy
Kathleen Madigan
Louis CK
Jay Mohr
Jim Norton
Bill Cosby
Ellen Degeneres
Sam Kinison
Chris Rock

Trying to think...... Who am I missing, that I have seen....

Bill Hicks
Patrice O'Neal

There are more. I know....