MLB Winter Meetings

[Omar 382]

I got nothin'.

You were supposed to betray all sense of decency and morality that your parents instilled in you and click "funny"

 

[Cedrique]

You were supposed to betray all sense of decency and morality that your parents instilled in you and click "funny"

I thought about it, but I gotta be careful with what I say on here. I just put in an application for "Pistachio and Crackerjack Vendor" at CBP to fill a recent opening and I heard they monitor your online presence pretty closely.

 

[Omar 382]

UPDATE: I've been up all night, too excited to sleep about all our potential movies. However, all quiet on the home front for now. I think Klentak is building to something. #DontStopBelieving

 

[Omar 382]

Looks like hitters won't be staying at the Mariot Hotel much this season

Phillies Designate Michael Mariot For Assignment

 

[Omar 382]

I'm suing Klentak for causing me insomnia. I toss and I turn, but all I can imagine is Trout in center field accidentally muffing a ball (it's ok, we still love him- he hit 3 home runs this game) while Harper races over from right to back him up, hits J.P. Crawford square in the chest, who fires to Bull and a huge collision ensues and Cespedes is out and the NLCS is over and we advance to the World Series and my parents get back together and apologize for ruining my childhood

 

[Omar 382]

also, Mark Appel builds a time machine and I go back in time and stop Taxi Driver from being produced, so Reagan isn't shot, and I slip cyanide into Joe Carter's drink after Game 5, and Brexit never happens, and Bernie Sanders wins the primary, and my friend's uncle never molests me at the huge apartment of his we stayed in in Brooklyn back in '06

 

[Omar 382]

Fuck it. I'm not getting any shut-eye tonight, not with all my visions of the near future. Going to the strip club for some chicken and ass. Nothing like strippers at 5:16 AM to wake your wood up (not that I'll actually be thinking of them when they're boning me)

 

[Frizzle]

Still 2 days to go before the end of winter meetings. Our manager would like another hitter... hopefully Klentack can deliver something.

 

[Omar 382]

Still 2 days to go before the end of winter meetings. Our manager would like another hitter... hopefully Klentack can deliver something.

Never count out the 'Tak Attack

 

[Cedrique]

Tick Tock, KlenTack

 

[Cedrique]

also, Mark Appel builds a time machine and I go back in time and stop Taxi Driver from being produced, so Reagan isn't shot, and I slip cyanide into Joe Carter's drink after Game 5, and Brexit never happens, and Bernie Sanders wins the primary, and my friend's uncle never molests me at the huge apartment of his we stayed in in Brooklyn back in '06

Taxi Driver was a good movie. If it is me in that scenario I'm still letting it get produced-Ronnie is going to have to take one for the team. It's not like he died or anything.

 

[Omar 382]

Taxi Driver was a good movie. If it is me in that scenario I'm still letting it get produced-Ronnie is going to have to take one for the team. It's not like he died or anything.

Ok I agree. How do we feel about that Kevin Costner JFK from Oliver Stone regarding the real JFK? I'm not saying anything, but that too was a good movie.....

 

[Cedrique]

Ok I agree. How do we feel about that Kevin Costner JFK from Oliver Stone regarding the real JFK? I'm not saying anything, but that too was a good movie.....

So you're saying you'd forego a chance to save JFK in order to keep the movie? That seems a little harsh. I guess as a compromise we could save RFK? There doesn't seem to be many blockbuster movies about his death.

 

[Cedrique]

Since Klentak decided to take today off to sit in his hotel room doing bong hits, I guess this is the only news for the day.
Phillies prospect Knapp likely to be backup after A.J. Ellis goes to Marlins

Kind of a strange article though. They are acting like the options for a veteran backup catcher was either AJ Ellis or nothing. Ellis was on the team for what, 5 weeks?

 

[Cedrique]

There's also this:
Top Phillies prospect Mickey Moniak adds muscle, looks for big season 2017

I guess the Mick finally got some of that "medicine" he needed

 

[Omar 382]

There's also this:
Top Phillies prospect Mickey Moniak adds muscle, looks for big season 2017

I guess the Mick finally got some of that "medicine" he needed

Can I start calling him Mickey "Mantle" yet?

 

[Cedrique]

Can I start calling him Mickey "Mantle" yet?

Not until he develops a drinking problem.

 

[Cedrique]

Welp, I guess it's time to close out another day at the meetings . Try it again tomorrow, 'Tak.

 

[jvett77]

Will Klentak accomplish what Theo Epstein did for the Cubs?

 

[jvett77]

Braindead moves are prohibited.