Omar's Album Reviews of The Rolling Stones' Top 500 Albums (and some other albums too)

[moxie]

I still haven't figured out if a pop tart classifies as a sandwich.


@moxie ? A little help here?

Not a sammich

On topic: I prefer the bubble-gummy Beatles. The Love Songs collection is probably my favorite though. I'll give that Ziggy Stardust a listen... sounds interesting.

 

[broncosmitty]

Wait, I can't tell if you're being serious or not... I don't really care- it's not like I have an insecurity issue or anything...



(Just remember asshole, I was the only one who cared enough about your wellbeing and lungs to tell you to switch from cigs to dip. If you're not being serious, I hope you get laryngitis tomorrow you prick)

Just like Omar Little, buyin' Newports' gonna kill me.

 

[blindbaby]

Meh. Typical Rolling Stone codswallop -- way too New York and arty-farty band, biased. I'm not saying it's all bad, but way too many of their picks are way too overrated. Seriously; no Boston, Kansas, Styx, Journey, ELP, Genesis, or Yes albums on that list?

Anyways, I don't mind your opinion on each album; although, there's probably only 20 or so on that list I have a lot of interest in.

 

[Harry Seaword]

I don't know what an "OGBYN" is

Not that any of us are surprised but you could have just came out and said you have never had a girlfriend your entire life.

 

[Chewbaccer]

If you put the Backstreet Boys in their day in a time machine and sent them back 30 years in time, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and the Beatles.

 

[Chewbaccer]

@DetroitDevil

There's a song about that from one of my favorite albums of all time.

 

[Omar 382]

Not that any of us are surprised but you could have just came out and said you have never had a girlfriend your entire life.

Do you, by chance, know how old I am?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Do you, by chance, know how old I am?

These fuckers all think I'm older than I am too.

Had some dude try to explain to me that he was a 90's kid and that calling Reba McIntire's version of "Fancy" an abomination wasn't fair to Reba.

Motherfucker, I was born in 91.

 

[broncosmitty]

If you put the Backstreet Boys in their day in a time machine and sent them back 30 years in time, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and the Beatles.

Are you, my fire?

 

[Omar 382]

Do you, by chance, know how old I am?

Meh, scratch that, most girls see a gynecologist by the time they're 13 or 15 apparently. I thought it was for older women.

No, I will freely admit no girl has ever told me she is going to the gynecologist. And no, I did not know what OGBYN stood for without looking it up.

I don't think that's a "Omar is a loser" thing. I think it's a "Omar isn't a female and doesn't have a vagina" thing.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Are you, my fire?

Might be. I am pretty sunburned on my neck since I got my hair cut over the weekend.

 

[Omar 382]

These fuckers all think I'm older than I am too.

Had some dude try to explain to me that he was a 90's kid and that calling Reba McIntire's version of "Fancy" an abomination wasn't fair to Reba.

Motherfucker, I was born in 91.

It's our superior millennial intellect.

I looked it up, and apparently, 1997 (the year God graced this world with me) is the cutoff date for who is and is not a millennium. That's perfect for me, because I've always felt that it wasn't the millenniums who were ruining this world, it was the fucking post-millenniums. They're the lazy, good-for-nothin', self-entitled, Hillary voting assholes.

WE are the fucking future, my friend.

 

[Omar 382]

Fitbit is literally about to snap in two. Not before I get to 30,000 steps and listen to Highway 61 Revisited asshole!!!

 

[broncosmitty]

Might be. I am pretty sunburned on my neck since I got my hair cut over the weekend.

I don't ever wanna hear you say, I WANT it that way!

 

[broncosmitty]

It's our superior millennial intellect.

I looked it up, and apparently, 1997 (the year God graced this world with me) is the cutoff date for who is and is not a millennium. That's perfect for me, because I've always felt that it wasn't the millenniums who were ruining this world, it was the fucking post-millenniums. They're the lazy, good-for-nothin', self-entitled, Hillary voting assholes.

WE are the fucking future, my friend.

I called my buddy a Millenial for say some gay assed shit earlier today and he told me it was 82-2004. Which exempts me, plus his faux Millenial ass, by a year.

Who is lying?

 

[Chewbaccer]

I don't ever wanna hear you say, I WANT it that way!

Yeah, I have a buddy that thought it would be a good idea to do that song for karaoke at blue collar type bar in Lexington, Kentucky.

I was crowned king of karaoke that night BTW.

Singing Keith Whitley in Kentucky was an easy win though.

 

[Omar 382]

I called my buddy a Millenial for say some gay assed shit earlier today and he told me it was 82-2004. Which exempts me, plus his faux Millenial ass, by a year.

Who is lying?

Obviously him.

Trust me, I'm a millennial. He's not.

 

[Harry Seaword]

Do you, by chance, know how old I am?

I don't give a fuck to be honest with you.

 

[Harry Seaword]

These fuckers all think I'm older than I am too.

Had some dude try to explain to me that he was a 90's kid and that calling Reba McIntire's version of "Fancy" an abomination wasn't fair to Reba.

Motherfucker, I was born in 91.

You may be young but your soul is older than dirt. My old man had the same taste in music as you. He was born in 1937 and passed away 10 years ago. He was a great country guitarist and singer. He told me their is no money in being a musician because he played guitar for George Jones and got the shaft. I have no proof of him actually even knowing Jones but I would like to think he wasn't lying to me.

 

[handicappers]

lol, a sneak peek at the size of Omar's man tits. BMI>40 and you might need a bra, Omar