What is purple but smells just like green paint? Purple paint.
Jun 22, 2013 #141 BusSport Mountain Goat Racer 7,196 1,435 173 Joined Apr 26, 2013 Hoopla Cash $ 115,625,688.44 Fav. Team #1 Fav. Team #2 Fav. Team #3 What is purple but smells just like green paint? Purple paint.
Jun 22, 2013 #142 BusSport Mountain Goat Racer 7,196 1,435 173 Joined Apr 26, 2013 Hoopla Cash $ 115,625,688.44 Fav. Team #1 Fav. Team #2 Fav. Team #3 A grizzly chased me through the forest. I bearly got away!
Jun 22, 2013 #143 BusSport Mountain Goat Racer 7,196 1,435 173 Joined Apr 26, 2013 Hoopla Cash $ 115,625,688.44 Fav. Team #1 Fav. Team #2 Fav. Team #3 If a prostitute gives you crabs for five dollars, what will she give you for ten dollars? Lobsters.
Jun 22, 2013 #144 BusSport Mountain Goat Racer 7,196 1,435 173 Joined Apr 26, 2013 Hoopla Cash $ 115,625,688.44 Fav. Team #1 Fav. Team #2 Fav. Team #3 What did the bartender say when the giraffe walked into the bar? "Why the long neck?"
Jun 22, 2013 #145 BusSport Mountain Goat Racer 7,196 1,435 173 Joined Apr 26, 2013 Hoopla Cash $ 115,625,688.44 Fav. Team #1 Fav. Team #2 Fav. Team #3 What should you do when your voice is hoarse? Neigh.
Jun 22, 2013 #146 BusSport Mountain Goat Racer 7,196 1,435 173 Joined Apr 26, 2013 Hoopla Cash $ 115,625,688.44 Fav. Team #1 Fav. Team #2 Fav. Team #3 Duck: "Is it a good idea to cross the road?" Chicken: "No, you'll never hear the end of it."