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Shanemansj13

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This should be an 'Iowa Hawkeyes increase your win total' thread

:yahoo: :lol:
 

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welcome to the Iowa boards, glad you found a more sophisticated place to post; good ole sophmoric humor at its best here
 

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Coach Kill is a likeable guy...not many Big10 coaches I can say that about..but still, I hate the Gophers...
 

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Aloha fellow Hawk fans...so sounds like it is going to be a long year for us in the B1G...but what does Athlon Sports know...seriously..they ranked the NW job higher than Iowa...the same NW that has not won a bowl game in like 50 years...
 

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right, actually NW won last year I believe...finally, still hate them though
 

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Just visiting, but to make my visit interesting, I'll tell bad jokes. :lol:

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One says, "It's hot in here, huh?" The other one says "Aaaagh! A talking cookie!"
 

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Q: How do you get a duck out of a bottle?

A: You quack the cap open.
 

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Q: Why is it a bad idea to eat a clown?

A: Because they taste funny.
 

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Who cares? Let's cook it.
 

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
 

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The aliens mutilated all the cows, leaving an udder catastrophe.
 

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What did the apple tell the banana?

Nothing. Apples can't talk.
 

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In the forest, a squirrel comes across a sign that says, "If you dig to the left, you will get a walnut. If you dig to the right, you will get an acorn." Which way did the squirrel dig?

Neither. Squirrels can't read.
 

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Why did the skeleton dump his girlfriend?

He had no heart.
 

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How do porcupines mate?

Very carefully.
 

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.
 

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Why are ten afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.
 
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