Iowa Hawkeyes increase your post total thread

[Hawkeye]

good stuff BusSport, OU crowd allowed here since you are sort of related due to your use of former Iowa players as coaches...just wish the Stoops bros would find some way to get back to Iowa City to help out...for ex. you have a recruit, he is a great player but you are full up...send him our way

 

[BusSport]

Thank you, Hawkeye, for starting this thread!

 

[BusSport]

An elephant walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him and says "That'll be thirty dollars. You know, we don't get many elephants around here." The elephant says, "At these prices, I'm not surprised."

 

[BusSport]

Where do ghosts order dinner?

Pizza Haunt

 

[BusSport]

King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong.

 

[BusSport]

Why did the chicken climb the stairs?

To get to the second floor.

 

[BusSport]

What do fish do for entertainment?

They go to sea a movie.

 

[BusSport]

Once, a nerd was in bed with a girl.

But then she pushed him out.

 

[BusSport]

Cleanliness is next to godliness...

...if you rip out most of the dictionary.

 

[BusSport]

Why did the necrophiliac sadist stop doing bestiality?

He realized he was beating a dead horse.

 

[BusSport]

What should you do when your wife calls to complain about you drinking at a bar, when you said you'd be home by seven?

Point out that while it's true you said you'd be home after seven, you've only had six so far.

 

[BusSport]

Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

 

[BusSport]

If you throw a blue ball into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.

 

[BusSport]

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.​

 

[BusSport]

How does a constipated mathematician solve his problem?

With a pencil.

 

[BusSport]

Why can't you get divorced in Heaven?

Because there are no lawyers in Heaven.

 

[BusSport]

Why are skeletons all couch potatoes?

Because they are lazy bones.

 

[BusSport]

Q: Why are Martians green if Mars is the red planet?

A: Martians don't exist, you idiot!

 

[BusSport]

A baby seal walked into a club.

 

[BusSport]

Studies have shown that 7 out of every 5 people are bad at math and don't understand fractions.