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What is purple but smells just like green paint?

Purple paint.
 

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A grizzly chased me through the forest. I bearly got away!
 

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If a prostitute gives you crabs for five dollars, what will she give you for ten dollars?

Lobsters.
 

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What did the bartender say when the giraffe walked into the bar?

"Why the long neck?"
 

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What should you do when your voice is hoarse?

Neigh.
 

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Duck: "Is it a good idea to cross the road?"

Chicken: "No, you'll never hear the end of it."
 
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