Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

[chf]

Not a good movie, however the worst movies I ever saw, in order.
1. The Thin Red Line
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Even though we may never agree on much of anything OOYM, we'll always have Thin Red Line.

First one I thought of.

At least movies that weren't showing boom mic's in the shots.

 

[TheDayMan]

Matrix 2 and 3.

Incomprehensible.

I think the whole trilogy is pretty great.

 

[outofyourmind]

Even though we may never agree on much of anything OOYM, we'll always have Thin Red Line.

First one I thought of.

At least movies that weren't showing boom mic's in the shots.

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[jakedog56]

Also as previously stated: Zombie Nation

I actually tend to enjoy bad horror movies but this abortion is beyond bad.

You people say other movies are bad, but you really don't understand until you have seen something like this.

Uli Lommel is the true modern day Ed Wood. He has quite a few movies on the imdb bottom 200.

 

[poprocksncoke]

The Big year
Midnight in Paris
The Hobbit

 

[Scapegoat]

Easily the worst movie I've ever paid money to watch.

 

[Yo Tee]

To The Wonder. My wife made me watch this movie on Netflix and I gotta tell you, we couldn't be more fucking annoyed and irritated by a movie. There is probably like 8 words spoken throughout the whole movie. It has good actors in it. Ben Affleck, Olga Kurylenko and Rachel McAdams. But I was HIGHLY disappointed in this movie. Haven't watched a worse movie than this one.

 

[RobToxin]

It's a hard pick. Dumb and Dumber would be close to the top of my list. Meet the Parents could not even be saved by Deniro. Ben Stiller movies are just shit, period.

But, maybe the worst movie I ever saw was Wolf Creek.

It was boring, pointless, flat, didn't give a shit about any of the characters in it.

Just an awful attempt at cheap jump scare tactics that elicited nothing but yawns of indifference.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I don't remember the name of the film but there were two girls and a cup.

 

[JOZ]

sharknado 5! not that the first 4 wern't bad enough they had to strait up fin slap us with this p.o.s.

 

[Red_Chaos]

Bridemaids X_X

 

[Chewbaccer]

I'd also like to mention The 4th Kind.

Some people like it, but I guess I went in expecting to see a horror movie involving alien abductions, not a documentary style film.

And Paranormal Activity. The least scary horror movie I've ever seen. The 1931 version of Dracula was more intense.

 

[PatsFan2003]

Not a good movie, however the worst movies I ever saw, in order.
1. The Thin Red Line
2. Electra Glide in Blue
3. Vanishing Point

At least The Conqueror had John Wayne in it.

Vanishing Point was definitely bad. I saw that in a drive-in stoned to the gills and fell asleep. I did wake up to see the end though.

Spoiler:

He dies..

 

[mannyz]

Eraserhead. Had no idea what it was about and was bored out of my mind. My cousin was visiting and he said it was a great movie. i think it caught on with the Avante-garde crowd.

 

[outofyourmind]

It's a hard pick. Dumb and Dumber would be close to the top of my list. Meet the Parents could not even be saved by Deniro. Ben Stiller movies are just shit, period.

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[GeekSportsFan]

When "Blade Runner" came out in the 80s, my dad and I went to see it. We both hated it and were talking to each other about walking out, but decided to watch it to the end and suffer the consequences. About five minutes after we decided to stay, a guy gets up and shouts, "This movie sucks!" and begins walking out. Someone in the theater shouts back, "No, you suck!" Well, at that point, the two guys start throwing F bombs back and forth, people are laughing, and my dad turns to me and says, "Wow, this is better than the movie."

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

Blade Runner is a terrible massively overrated movie, but not even close to the worst I've ever seen. Thomas and the Magic Railroad was a really good call, even for a kids movie it was a disaster, I can't imagine how they got Alec Baldwin and Peter Fonda to be in that turd. However, also not the worst move I've ever seen. The only movie I ever walked out of was Broadcast News, but we had free tickets so I didn't feel like I had to stick it out to the end. It was terribad, but still not the worst move I've ever seen.

The winner (loser?) is How To Make An American Quilt. I believe the phrase "that's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back" was coined specifically for anybody who had to endure this interminable piece of excrement. It seemed a lot longer.

 

[Payton]

There was a re-make of "The Four Feathers" with Heath Ledger in it that would get a nomination from me....

Only movie I have ever walked out of...

 

[Payton]

And with Thin Red Line?

Yeah, it was pretty bad, but there was a scene or two in it that were okay...

Nick Nolte sucked in it. I remember that much. I also remember that it was heavy on "Psychology" and short on action, only the "Psychology" was kinda... Not intriguing? .... At all....

 

[RP-29]

My wife and son love "Twister". It's a movie they watch repeatedly because they love it; therefore, I have been exposed to repeated viewings. Each time I've watched it, I've hated it exponentially more than the last time.

The first time I watched it, I was admittedly enthused/mesmerized by the neat tornado special effects. Subsequent viewings enlightened me to the sheer vomit-inducing awfulness of the acting, storytelling and plot. I don't know if it's the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's the movie that instantly came to mind.