Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

[Midnightangel]

OK, I'm not allowing anyone to list movies aired by Syfy as those are made to be that way. "Mansquito" or "Frankenfish" are just horrible but that's part of why you watch them.

Here's one...

Breaker, Breaker.

It didn't really 'star' anyone but Chuck Norris was in it. It was supposed to be "Smokey and the Bandit" with a martial arts twist.

Mystery Science Theater did a episode on it....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7hhsn_hQA]Breaker! Breaker! (Sample) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Taz_Hokie]

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. I was watching it on Netflix and I actually turned it off. What a horrible piece of garbage.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Napoleon Dynamite is up there on my list.

 

[Tomhusker]

Fuckin' Titanic.

Intersection was a close second.

The shit I sit through to get a little bit of the pootie tang.......

 

[outofyourmind]

It was "Convoy" the movie. 1978
any movie made because of a song is just wrong.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N99Vdxu9LQs]Convoy - The Movie - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Nosferatu]

Grease 2

 

[IndyAndy]

I've seen a couple of the "All Time Classic" celluloid stinkers:

 

[RegentDenali]

SW 1-3, but especially Phantom Menance.

How do you screw up SW that bad given the source material? George Lucas found a way with his script, his choice of actors especially Vadar as kid and adult, and the acting performances he directed.

It was such a disaster, words can't describe it. I rank PM as the worst movie of all time and I've seen alot of world class bad shit movies in my life like the Jurassic Park series, Titanic, Avatar, and Last Airbender.

 

[fordman84]

When in college I sent my wife (then gf) to get a movie or two. She came back with two that I still say are the shittiest. One was The Astronauts Wife and the other was a Harrison Ford stinker where he sits next to a lady on a plane whose husband was killed in the same plane crash that killed his wife. Got 10 minutes into both of them and turned em off. She isn't allowed to pick movies without my blessing anymore.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Independence Day

 

[beardown07]

OK, I'm not allowing anyone to list movies aired by Syfy as those are made to be that way. "Mansquito" or "Frankenfish" are just horrible but that's part of why you watch them.

Here's one...

Breaker, Breaker.

It didn't really 'star' anyone but Chuck Norris was in it. It was supposed to be "Smokey and the Bandit" with a martial arts twist.

Mystery Science Theater did a episode on it....

Breaker! Breaker! (Sample) - YouTube

all time favorite TV show

 

[SomeGuy]

all time favorite TV show

They are doing a live event at the movie theaters for Starship Troopers. Never seen a MST3K episode but I am very curious about this.

Edit: added link

 

[SomeGuy]

Cabin Boy with Chris Elliot.

 

[ckhokie]

Choices II, which was written by, directed by, and starred Three Six Mafia - prior to them having an academy award. It was painful.

 

[Banned 10x]

Napoleon Dynamite is up there on my list.

Definitely an acquired taste. I laughed many times during that movie

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

I just saw it:


Bunnyman

 

[BigBlueNation111]

When in college I sent my wife (then gf) to get a movie or two. She came back with two that I still say are the shittiest. One was The Astronauts Wife and the other was a Harrison Ford stinker where he sits next to a lady on a plane whose husband was killed in the same plane crash that killed his wife. Got 10 minutes into both of them and turned em off. She isn't allowed to pick movies without my blessing anymore.

 

[NickVT10]

Dinner for Shmucks was terrible. I couldn't get through more than half of it

 

[huskers1217]

The emaunelle from space movies.......

 

[GreenNickle]

Caddyshack II
Blues Brothers 2000