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Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

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My dad was a huge sci-fi freak and had read the book. He hated the movie and when we left, I asked him how he made it through the book and he told me that the book was nothing like the movie.
 

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My dad was a huge sci-fi freak and had read the book. He hated the movie and when we left, I asked him how he made it through the book and he told me that the book was nothing like the movie.

It's not...I mean it's got plenty of differences.


Philip K. Dick died right when they started making it, and I'm not sure how much say, if any, he woulda had in it at that time anyway, as most thought him to be nuts.
 

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The book is generally always better.

PKD is the king of sci-fi literature, IMHumbleO....Hist book TITLES, can leave a little to be desired, but the stories themselves are awesome.
 

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Some movies are so bad, that they become great. The 70's and 80's produced many of these-type shows.
 

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My dad was a huge sci-fi freak and had read the book. He hated the movie and when we left, I asked him how he made it through the book and he told me that the book was nothing like the movie.

Starship Troopers is that kind of book to movie comparison.

I saw the movie when it came out, having read the book years before. I was ready to walk out in the first ten minutes but stayed, just hoping it wouldn't continue to suck.

It was like the director read the book, tore out the pages and wiped his butt with them, and then invented an entirely new story to script into crap.
 

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I am guessing none of you have seen a movie called Dreamland. Now that movie sucks.

Has anyone ever seen the Fist of Bruce Lee starting Bruce Li? Now that movie was Sooo bad it is Funny.
 

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Prepare to laugh your ass off!!!!
 
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Probably one of those foreign (Italian specifically) films one of my girlfriends was so enamored with, hated them all. Dullest movies ever made in my opinion.
 

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If anyone watches that movie can someone explain at 4:16 how a plane in the back round is flying backwards yet all the people are moving in normal motion?
 

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An American Carol

I used to love Zucker bros movies (Airplane, Naked Gun), but this so called conservative satire was da woist.
 

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Batman Returns...

To this day it's the only movie i've ever walked out on. I was never a batman fan but damn that was bad.
 

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The new Wolverine is the worst movie Ive seen in at least 3 years
 

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Bladerunner....total, complete piece of crap.

Blasphemy if your talking about the original theatrical release. The original cut with the Harrison Ford 1930s detective film noire voice overs is easily one of the best Sci-Fi movies of all time.

But Ridley Scott took a hot steaming wet dump over its legacy when he released his "directors cut" version that removed the voice over.
 

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It was "Convoy" the movie. 1978
any movie made because of a song is just wrong.

Convoy - The Movie - YouTube

That was quite cool in a way. Completely stupid, but not the worst.

The worst I've seen is one of the films in The Howling series. Can't remember which one, but it was dire.
 

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The new Wolverine is the worst movie Ive seen in at least 3 years

3 years? While I'll admit it was boring and bizarre and.........boring... I think your dealing with recent trauma syndrome.

The new Wolverine is like freaking Godfather compared to the previous Wolverine:Origins movie which turned Deadpool into a mouthless mutant who gets beheaded at the end and shit over the storylines of about every single character put in it. Many of them had been built up for decades and they destroyed them in seconds.

Even these 5 movies released in 2013 are bigger toilet turds than Wolverine by a large margin.

GrownUps 2 (or any movie involving Adam Sandler those past 3 years)
After Earth
R.I.P.D
Any movie with Tyler Perry's name involved
Good Day to Die Hard

But in some ways, I do feel your pain also because I will agree that over the past couple years, it's been very hard to find good movies, especially summer.
 
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