Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

[Sam Sportboy]

The last Borat dude (can't spell his name) movie was a POS but I laughed my ass of at that one too..........guess I just laugh at shitty movies???? What can I say?

 

[Beaker]

Star Wars 1-3 had to be the worst, simply because Lucas has a mountain of pre-established back story. He found every way possible to still fuck it up. I can think of few movies I despise more the Phantom Menace.

Someone described it best. Those who watched all three, it was the equivalent of battered house wife syndrome. You kept coming back hoping things would get better with 2 and 3, but Lucas kept beating you senselessly.
By 3, you were already wishing Lucas would do the world a favor and drive off a cliff.

I am not disagreeing with you. I feel we are very like minded in this. However, if we are talking degrees of awful, I feel Attack of the Clones was worse than Phantom Menace

 

[pabartl787]

If I had to make a list of the 5 worst movies I ever saw it would be (in no particular order):

The Cell
Mortal Kombat 2
He-Man
Saw
Ghostbusters 2016

 

[Godstree]

Went to see Hope Floats with wifey. I thought that this is so god awful. Stuck it out until Harry started to sing a dumb song. I went to the bathroom and never came back. When wife found me after the movie I had spent another $10 or so playing video games.

I still spanked one out to Sandra though. I mean, she is still hot.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Blair Witch Project sucked bawls.

This. It's like you pay to see a movie and they want you to do the work freaking yourself out with hardly anything but the dark, dark woods.

 

[Roy Munson]

Heat : Walked out of the theater. So fucking slow.

The Revenant : If the movie would have ended with a bear killing Leo's character 20 minutes in, I would have been happier. Instead we got 2 more hours of Leo breathing heavily and throwing up. No other character has just breathed on screen for that long since Darth Vader, and people thought Leo's performance was oscar worthy? Dude said like 30 english words throughout the whole film.

All the Real Girls : Nobody else has ever seen this and they shouldn't and looking at its wikipedia page I now see that it also has the least funny actor ever in Danny McBride. But as annoying as he is, he was forgettable in this giant piece of garbage movie.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Oh man, forgot about this one...Portman should have popped her top to make it bearable.

 

[Bulletz]

If I had to make a list of the 5 worst movies I ever saw it would be (in no particular order):

The Cell
Mortal Kombat 2
He-Man
Saw
Ghostbusters 2016

Denofrio freaked me the Fck out in the Cell.

 

[KnightAndDay]

Divergent
Legion
Jake's Road
Halloween (2007)
Grave Encounters
Alien vs Predator: Requiem
Southpaw (shut it off less than halfway through)

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Pretty Woman

 

[Bulletz]

Pretty Woman

You take that back.

 

[calsnowskier]

It's a Wonderful Life

 

[Deacon]

Napoleon Dynamite - I actually get angry because I kept watching thinking this is so bad there has to be a punch line coming that is going to redeem this pile of hot garbage. It never came and I feel ashamed I lost 90 minutes that I will never get back.

Beverly Hills Cop 3 - I had just bought a dual-deck VCR and was going to copy movies to make my own library. This was the first movie I rented with plans to copy. I couldn't even get past the amusement part scene before ejecting and taking straight back to the rental place.

BHC3 was pretty much the start of a long list of horribly horrible movies by Eddie Murphy!

Pretty much anything with M. Knight Shyamalan attached to it.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

You take that back.

Never.

That movie sucked balls.

 

[PatsFan2003]

Shit, I had it figured out before I walked.................lol.

LOL. I'm sure I saw the same thing on an old Twilight Zone.

 

[johnson]

Just saw San Andreas. It was terrible.

 

[Taddy Mason]

Just saw San Andreas. It was terrible.

I think I fell asleep during that movie. Remember coming to and wondering why the guy was in a boat now instead of the helicopter.

 

[johnson]

I think I fell asleep during that movie. Remember coming to and wondering why the guy was in a boat now instead of the helicopter.

lol...that was early in the movie too. You didn't miss much.

 

[megalodon30]

I didn't care for Fight Club and I didn't even finish The Matrix. Was sitting there watching it thinking "this is dumb." Turned it off half way through.

 

[chf]

Again though, there's a difference between a movie you don't like and an objectively BAD movie.

There Will Be Blood was an objectively well made movie. Great cinematography, excellent acting, solid sound and picture editing...

I personally thought it sucked, because I thought the ending was stupid. But me not liking it, doesn't make it a BAD movie.