tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Chewbaccer]

Great. Option Soroka's ass too.

Fried and Folty are the only pitchers we got during the rebuild that are worth a damn.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

The fuck?!!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Would it be legal to put a shock collar on all of our pitchers and have one of the coaches shock the shit out of them every time they throw a ball?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Nice bounceback after the first 3 batters, but there was zero justification for walking Votto. If he hits one clear out of the park, it's still a tie game, and is power stroke ain't what it used to be either.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Donaldson's really making up for his shitty defense last night watching strike 3 go by twice already tonight...

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Why are they struggling to hit this beer league pitcher?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Why are they struggling to hit this beer league pitcher?

He's always given us trouble.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Donaldson tonight:

Strikeout looking
Strikeout looking
Popout with the bases loaded

Boy that one big game he's had with us sure makes up for the bullpen help we didn't get so we could pay him...

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Donaldson tonight:

Strikeout looking
Strikeout looking
Popout with the bases loaded

Boy that one big game he's had with us sure makes up for the bullpen help we didn't get so we could pay him...

Yeah. Fuck that son of a bitch.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Thanks Puig.

Now let the flood gates open when this inning ends.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I like Markakis. I don't give a fuck what ya'll say.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Now....talk about a son of a bitch....that Puig fucker!!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Just a flyball Dansby.

 

[Chewbaccer]

God damn, Dansby can't catch a break.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I like Markakis. I don't give a fuck what ya'll say.

Professional player for sure.

I like him. I think I just wanted to sign Harper because he haven't had a big time free agent sign since Maddux.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

So.....what’s the deal with the damn pitching coach.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Hey Donaldson....go fuck yourself.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Camargo might have made that play.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I like Soroka.





Fucking Canadian.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Soroka was good, not great. If he would have finished the inning, I'd say great job.