...... Chrissy Simms

[ElTexan]

Christopher, we are all here because we care for you. We're not here to confront you; we're here to help you. Your actions, your interceptions and underthrows, are hurting the people who love you, your fans and team mates. Christopher, we want you to get help.

 

[ElTexan]

Every time Chris Simms throws an interception, God masturbates on a kitten.

 

[4down20]

I am damn glad you aren't an Alabama fan because you are an embarrassment to your entire fanbase.

Truly pathetic. He has a bad game and throws some interceptions and 11 years later you are still going on about it.

 

[ElTexan]

I am damn glad you aren't an Alabama fan because you are an embarrassment to your entire fanbase.

Truly pathetic. He has a bad game and throws some interceptions and 11 years later you are still going on about it.

" *A* bad game."
- Alabama smarts.

 

[Pariah]

I am damn glad you aren't an Alabama fan because you are an embarrassment to your entire fanbase.

Truly pathetic. He has a bad game and throws some interceptions and 11 years later you are still going on about it.

He had more completions to Safety Roy Williams than WR Roy Williams.

 

[4down20]

" *A* bad game."
- Alabama smarts.

University of Texas Records

• 2nd Highest Passer Rating (Career) - 138.4. (Behind Colt McCoy)
• 5th Best Winning Percentage (Career) - 26-6, 0.812 (Behind James Street, Bobby Layne, Vince Young and McCoy).
• 3rd Most Touchdowns (Career) - 58 (Behind Major Applewhite and McCoy).
• 2nd Most Touchdowns (Single Season) - 26 (Behind McCoy, tied with Young).
• 2nd Most Touchdowns (Single Game) - 5 (Behind McCoy, tied with Layne).
• 3rd most passing yards in a game (vs Nebraska) - 419 (Behind Applewhite & McCoy).[4]

 

[ElTexan]

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dog is man's best friend.
Chris Simms is a DB's best friend.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms was #2.
I agree.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/image.../732/135/1469332_display_image.jpg?1297972797

 

[TexasMan]

Simms was on Jay Mohr's show Friday:

Jay: what do you think the final score of the Texas/OU game will be?

Chrissy: 52-28 Oklahoma

Jay: whoa, really? They gonna let you back to the 40 Acres after predicting something like that?

Chrissy: well if you ask a lot of people in Austin, I'm not welcome there anyway.




At least he's self aware.

 

[Phantom]

I'm just jealous I didn't think of this with Todd Dodge.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Chrissmiss: comes each time he overthrows the defensive back

 

[Texas Jefe]

Oh Chris, just do all your commentating, whatever. Just don't talk about Texas.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms took performance dehancing drugs.

 

[ElTexan]

When Chris Simms throws a frisbee to his dog at the park, a cat catches it instead.

 

[Phantom]

When Chris Simms throws a frisbee to his dog at the park, a cat catches it instead.

LMAO!

 

[ElTexan]

There is a Facebook group "Chris Simms' Interceptors."

4.2 million members.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms retired from College Football in 2003.
The Boston Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years the following year.

ALL TEAMS get better when Chris Simms leaves.

 

[ElTexan]

If Chris Simms, Hitler, and Stalin were in a room, and I had a gun with only two bullets in it... I'd shoot Hitler and Stalin so they would no longer have to suffer being in the same room as Chris Simms.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms is the reason ANYONE can't have nice things.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms is the goat that curses the Cubs to never win a pennant.