...... Chrissy Simms

[ElTexan]

My fantasy football team name is: Chris Simms Must Die

 

[Chicago-Bama]

Wot d heyl

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms taxonomic name is: Disappointum interceptus

 

[KansasSooner]

So who is more obsessed about the past, LSUoverUSC, NationalChumpz or you? God get over it already and find a new topic.

 

[ElTexan]

I love playing the video game, Simms City, but I can't get the local college quarterback to stop throwing interceptions.

 

[ElTexan]

Simmchronicity: Chris Simms left arm, a college football, and a defensive back all converge in space and time onto one spot.

 

[ElTexan]

Little boys are made of Snips and snails and puppy-dogs' tails.
Chris Simms's are made of INTs and fails and broken pinky nails.

 

[ElTexan]

It turns out that when you divide by zero, you don't get an empty set, you instead get your chances of winning a football game with Chris Simms as your quarter back.

 

[TexasMan]

He was on Jay Mohr's show today. He said Mack Brown won't be the coach next year. Flat out.

 

[romeo212000]

Btw, fuck el tri.

 

[TigerBait1971]

He was on Jay Mohr's show today. He said Mack Brown won't be the coach next year. Flat out.

Jay Mohr.


lol

 

[TheLonestarDUCK]

Weren't the Longhorns better with Chrissy than they are now?

 

[TexasMan]

Jay Mohr.


lol

I agree. He is funny.

 

[TexasMan]

Weren't the Longhorns better with Chrissy than they are now?

 

[ElTexan]

Btw, fuck el tri.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjnRw5r2TQ]Wedding Crashers - You Shut Your Mouth When You're Talking To Me - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Wishbone]

Chris Simms blast Mack Brown...

Chris Simms criticizes Mack Brown | Golden's Nuggets | www.statesman.com

 

[tech_iceman]

Chris Simms is like the anti-Beloved

 

[GunsUp_ShootinBlanks]

He'll be doing the Tech Kansas game this weekend. Hope he isn't just awful at that job.

 

[Phantom]

I don't think Simms was as bad as made to believe here, but it is some funny stuff. Actually it's just another Texas recruit over hyped by the media, but what else is new? To stay with tradition, lets keep blaming it on the asst. coaches and not Mr. Feburary Mack Brown.

 

[BlueBlazedMarvel]

If you rearrange the letters in c-h-r-i-s-t-o-p-h-e-r s-i-m-m-s, you can spell 'Ms. Interception.' If you don't believe that, you're dead wrong.

What happened to the 'h' in Christopher during the rearrangement? Did it get intercepted? :rollseyes: