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...... Chrissy Simms

ElTexan

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My interception has a first name,
It's C-H-R-I-S
My interception has a second name,
It's S-I-M-M-S
Oh, I like to hate him ev'ry day,
And if you ask me 'why?' I'll say...
'Cuz Chrissy Simms has a way of L-O-S-I-N-G games
 

phantomfoul88

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Sadly I clicked and was hoping to see a hot chick. :L
 

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"I was walking down the hall at the office the other day on my way to the copy room, and out of nowhere Chris Simms threw me an interception."
 

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h2E39E2E5
 

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Wow, still worried about CHRIS SIMMS???

I think somebody must be drunk.
 

ElTexan

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How are Chris Simms and a Barbie Doll the same?

They are both tall and blond, and both have on a permanent fake plastic smile. Both have no heart and absolutely no balls.
 

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Is the ....... before every post you make a side effect of you stroking out?
 

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I initially laughed when I heard he had a ruptured spleen (and found out he was okay).

Not one of my prouder moments...
 

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How are Chris Simms and a Barbie Doll the same?

They are both tall and blond, and both have on a permanent fake plastic smile. Both have no heart and absolutely no balls.
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Simms left his spleen out on the football field. Guy won a bunch of games for Texas. Let it go.
 

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Chris Simms took the last slice of pizza.
 

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Under Chris Simms' helmet, there isn't a human face... there is only another interception
 
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