...... Chrissy Simms

[RoboticDreams]

That's what I was thinking.

Did anyone notice the oompa loompa or bunny rabbits?

Yeah, I though that a tad odd.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Simmetry: Chris Simms starting the game by throwing an interception and ending the game by throwing an interception

 

[KansasSooner]

Is the ....... before every post you make a side effect of you stroking out?

Welcome to ElTexan's world.

 

[ElTexan]

If you rearrange the letters in c-h-r-i-s-t-o-p-h-e-r s-i-m-m-s, you can spell 'Ms. Interception.' If you don't believe that, you're dead wrong.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Saw a bumper sticker the other day that read:

Honk if you picked off Chris Simms

 

[WhiteMamba]

lame OP is lame

 

[KansasSooner]

lame OP is lame

He's a good poster...old time ESPN poster. Takes some getting used to, but all Texas posters do really.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms talks back to his mom and kicks puppies.

 

[sooner78wakeboard]

Chris Simms is will go down as one of the best OU QB's in RRSO lore

 

[963BUSC]

Who the fuck is Chris Simms?

If I remember correctly he was who Texas sent in when Major Applewhite was winning too many games.

 

[trojanfan12]

If I remember correctly he was who Texas sent in when Major Applewhite was winning too many games.

 

[starbigd]

ahh geeez.......let it go man, let it go

Simms is over, done, finito.......I was having such a good day until this. Just let it die, man

 

[963BUSC]

ahh geeez.......let it go man, let it go

Simms is over, done, finito.......I was having such a good day until this. Just let it die, man

Actually you are right. I feel bad I jumped in this at all, college Athletes supposedly don't get paid, if you want to praise them great, but they shouldn't be ripped. Especially this long after their career is over.

 

[Inquisitor95]

ahh geeez.......let it go man, let it go

Simms is over, done, finito.......I was having such a good day until this. Just let it die, man

I think with El Texan, it will always continue to simmer.

 

[ElTexan]

Things with less fragility than Simms pinky finger?
- Everything.

 

[ElTexan]

Q: What would you get if you crossed Chris Simms and a German Shepherd?
A: A German Shepherd who throws a hell of a lot of interceptions.

 

[Uman5]

El,
I have a funny Chrissy story for you.

When he was riding the pine for the Donkeys a frind of mine arranged for tickets to the Donkeys v Da Bears (Iam a Bears fan). They were Chrissy's tickets and my wife and I would be sitting with his wife.

Needless to say the rest of the family seats were miffed when I wore Bears gear.

 

[TexasExes98]

I think with El Texan, it will always continue to simmer.

Same for me. Had Mack started Major, we're playing Miami for the '01 title and we had the athletes and team to beat the Canes that year. We whipped CU earlier in the year 41-7 and Mack & Chrissy pull one of the biggest choke jobs ever in the BIg 12 CCG in front of a burnt orange crowd at Texas Stadium, especially after hearing LSU upset Tennessee at the stadium, with the crowd of burnt orange exploding with cheers b/c that paved the way for Texas to play Miami for the BCS title. AND WE FUCKING CHOKE!!!!!! Yes, I'm still fucking bitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[charlie42s]

... and being upset with Chris Simms is misdirected. The only thing the kid did wrong was sign with Texas.
It's like when you find out your wife/girlfriend has been cheating. You don't get upset with the cheater(unless they made promises, which is very unlikely) you should only be upset with your partner.
Be upset with Mack, but he had little choice. Major's knees couldn't take the pounding of every game.
It's silly and annoying. Get over it, it's only a game. I'm betting the two of you never participated in collegiate sports. I was lucky and represented UT in 2 sports.

 

[ElTexan]

Yes, we had absolute studs in the WR Corps and actually had a RunD that year [which was rare back then]. We matched up VERY well with Miami, unlike every other team in America [save Oregon].
I'm not saying we would have won, but there is no CFB player I have ever seen that has as much heart as Major... and he got. shit. done.