"You’re a lame one, Mr. Wentz"

[Darth Dawkins]

I think I'll watch the SB again. Why not? Christmas eve.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Since it's that time of year again...

 

[Anointed One]

You have the testicular fortitude of a transgender Ryan Leaf, Mr. Wentz...

LOL... Hilarious...

 

[Inquisitor95]

for 2020.

 

[Manster7588]

@Inquisitor95 I'm sure you can edit in,

You're benched Mr. Wentz.

 

[DJ]

 

[redseat]

for 2020.

Don't act like you didn't enjoy that lady!!

 

[Inquisitor95]

It's a "Win and you're in" game against the worst team in the league.

 

[Manster7588]

Imagine if Jags fans wore clown suits all season. The road to the SB would go through Jacksonville.

 

[RobToxin]

 

[Southieinnc]

It's been a long time since I've written any parodies, other than a few lines here and there. I've been lacking time and inspiration. But thanks to certain posters in a certain thread, I've found inspiration. And once I got going, it was like it wrote itself in no time. So without further ado, I present to you my latest creation.


You’re a lame one, Mr. Wentz
You're really athletic kitsch
You’re as fragile as a flower
You’re as brittle as a bitch, Mr. Wentz...
You’re a pair of moldy underwear with a painful rectal itch


You disappoint us, Mr. Wentz
You’re running out of tricks
Your hair is way too ginger
Your legs are like two sticks, Mr. Wentz...
I wouldn’t draft you if I had thirty-nine and a half first-round picks


You’re a quitter, Mr. Wentz
You give your fans such grief
You have the testicular fortitude of a transgender Ryan Leaf, Mr. Wentz...
Given the choice between the two of you...
I’d take the transgender Ryan Leaf


You’re a frail one, Mr. Wentz
Your knee is mangled junk
Your arm is flimsy rubber
Your mind is in a funk, Mr. Wentz...
The three words that now best describe Eagles fans
Are as follows and I quote...
“Drink, drank, drunk!”


You’re a weakling, Mr. Wentz
You’re the king of worthless stats
Your team’s a wasted trainwreck full of whiny spoiled brats, Mr. Wentz...
Your fan base is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
And did I mention...phenomenal asshats


You nauseate me, Mr. Wentz
With a Philly Special stench
You make viewers switch to soccer
And should’ve long been on the bench, Mr. Wentz...
You’re a limburger cheesesteak and shit sandwich...with extra-weak sauce!

Is this appropriate? Oh, I guess it is!

 

[Inquisitor95]

It's that time of year again.

And guess who's injured again?

And his team is better off because of it again.

 

[Dude]

Arguably, you could be spot on.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Because it's that time of year again...

 

[Dude]

Because it's that time of year again...

Can you make it haiku?

 

[Dude]

Hello Mr Wentz
How are you, have you been right
Where are you today

 

[Battlelyon]

Sunday he is back on again, starting

 

[PDay8810]

Sunday he is back on again, starting

and you felt the need to bump THIS thread?

 

[Battlelyon]

and you felt the need to bump THIS thread?

Of course

 

[fightinfunbags]

Of course

You should have checked with the grumpy old man first.