Series Thread: Philadelphia @ Cincinnati Series Thread

[jvett77]

Nick Williams, Altherr, and even that Dylan Cozens, who looks like he could hit a ton, should stay near a phone. I hope it proves otherwise, but Hunter, Burriss, and Bourjos are experienced duds. Without good relievers, at least the Phils have time to work it out.

 

[Frizzle]

Nothing new here. I was hoping for a bit more offensive production then the Phillies. We can't expect the bullpen to hold onto a 2-1 lead (hell a 3 run lead would give us a better shot 50% of the time lol).

 

[Omar 382]

Phils bounce back with a 3-0 win tonight. 7 innings of shut out ball from Nasty Nola

 

[Omar 382]

nice activity for the second game of the season. Is Retro hosting a Phillies SH party and I was the only one not invited?

 

[Omar 382]

What the fuck Phillies. 5 swing-and-misses through the first 6 pitches/

 

[Omar 382]

FRANCO!!!! I fucked up on the 10 HR thing Monday. That's happening today

 

[Omar 382]

Aaron Nolan has retired nine in a row

 

[Omar 382]

NOLA NOLA NOLA NOLA

 

[Omar 382]

NOLAAAAAAA NOLA NOLA NOLA NOLAAAAAA NOLA NOLA NOLA

 

[Cedrique]

nice activity for the second game of the season. Is Retro hosting a Phillies SH party and I was the only one not invited?

Yeah, just got back. The cheese dip was unreal! I tried to get you in but he said he already had too many people (some fire marshal regulation or something). West Coast should be back soon too. Last time I saw him he accidentally knocked over the karaoke machine and Retro was none too pleased.

 

[Omar 382]

I just spent 500 grand on an illegal white powder and am making a line that reads "AARON NOLA" and am about to blow it all when he retakes the mound

 

[Omar 382]

Actually I like "AARON NOLA KICKS ASS GO PHILLIES 2016 PHILLIES I LOVE THE PHILLIES NOLA NOLA NOLA. NOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, just got back. The cheese dip was unreal! I tried to get you in but he said he already had too many people (some fire marshal regulation or something). West Coast should be back soon too. Last time I saw him he accidentally knocked over the karaoke machine and Retro was none too pleased.

Uh oh. His law firm might sue

 

[Omar 382]

I'm still bummed on not being allowed into Judaism. I am having money problems and I thought that might help out a little

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, just got back. The cheese dip was unreal! I tried to get you in but he said he already had too many people (some fire marshal regulation or something). West Coast should be back soon too. Last time I saw him he accidentally knocked over the karaoke machine and Retro was none too pleased.

It's funny how I can get your '80s movie references without ever actually having seen the movies. Like I got the Ferris Bueller one the other day. Is this one Risky Business?

 

[Cedrique]

It's funny how I can get your '80s movie references without ever actually having seen the movies. Like I got the Ferris Bueller one the other day. Is this one Risky Business?

actually that was a rare occasion where I wasn't referencing anything , but now I'm pissed that I didn't fit a Risky Business or Bachelor Party reference there

 

[Omar 382]

Fucking Billy Hamilton. The Phillies' Billy Hamilton is way better anyway

 

[Cedrique]

Fuck this "seasoning" bullshit. They need to keep drafting good college pitchers and bringing them up to the majors in a year. When is this year's draft?

 

[Omar 382]

Does Votto have "the flu"

 

[Omar 382]

This "flu" epidemic is no flu. It's obvious that AIDS has been spread around through unsafe sex between the players. Just look at the names: Greinke, Denard Span, Madison Bumgarner, Sonny Gray, Tyson Ross, Mike Piazza...