Series Thread: Philadelphia @ Cincinnati Series Thread

[Omar 382]

Opening Day!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jvett77]

Howard will start vs RH Iglesias and likely Ruf will be on the bench in platoon day 1.

 

[Cedrique]

My prediction-- Franco goes 2-4 with a single and a double and BB, Howard 2-5 with a HR and single

 

[Omar 382]

Franco with 3 bombs in the first inning; hits a triple in his fourth at-bat in the second inning; forgets that he has a needle with coke in his back-pocket and slides on his back into third base; accidentally injects 4 times the lethal dosage of snow into his ass; proceeds to hit 6 more home runs in the next 6 innings; hits his 10th and final home run in the 9th inning and dies of a heart attack when he steps on home plate.

What a fucking way to go

 

[Cedrique]

Franco with 3 bombs in the first inning; hits a triple in his fourth at-bat in the second inning; forgets that he has a needle with coke in his back-pocket and slides on his back into third base; accidentally injects 4 times the lethal dosage of snow into his ass; proceeds to hit 6 more home runs in the next 6 innings; hits his 10th and final home run in the 9th inning and dies of a heart attack when he steps on home plate.

What a fucking way to go

You stole my script for "Pride of The Phillies" . But now that the cat is out of the bag, you forgot to mention that as he is rounding second after his 10th homer, he stops and declares himself "the luckiest man on the face of the earth", then moonwalks the rest of the way to third. Because of this display, his death is mourned by Bryce Harper and others, while Brian McCann reacts by saying "he deserved it for that bush league shit".......

 

[jvett77]

Franco with 3 bombs in the first inning; hits a triple in his fourth at-bat in the second inning; forgets that he has a needle with coke in his back-pocket and slides on his back into third base; accidentally injects 4 times the lethal dosage of snow into his ass; proceeds to hit 6 more home runs in the next 6 innings; hits his 10th and final home run in the 9th inning and dies of a heart attack when he steps on home plate.

What a fucking way to go

Try these:

 

[Omar 382]

Those look generic. No way I'd pop those

 

[Omar 382]

Let's go Phillies!!!

 

[Omar 382]

GO PHILLIES!!!!!!!! Kick some ass today boys. And slide face-first Franco

 

[Omar 382]

Hernandez! Flex those muscles muchacho

 

[Omar 382]

Iglesias is badly missing his spots

 

[Omar 382]

What the fuck Franco. When that ball came off the bat I really thought he was going to hit his first of ten home runs

 

[Retroram52]

We have one hit in the first. I hope this continues.

 

[BPNAZ]

instead of bashing the piece of shit Howard, im just going to enjoy the fact that this is his final season in Philly, if he even makes it through the entire season

 

[Omar 382]

Did Hellickson just strike out Joey Votto?

 

[jvett77]

Hail Freddy!

 

[Retroram52]

Excellent. 2-1 in the second. 3 hits. Our offense is clicking. I wish I could stay and finish the game but work is calling...

 

[Omar 382]

Let's go Franco

 

[Omar 382]

Good changeup early on from Hellickson

 

[Omar 382]

Galvis with a nice play