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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

mattola

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My account was hacked... There is no way I woulda spent $39.99 on this plus $19.99 shipping and handling ....

 

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At a doc appointment for my knee in January, I had them put me on the schedule for surgery. I specifically asked for as soon as possible after April 8th. I knew we would be traveling somewhere for the eclipse and didn't want to add the burden of me hobbling around on crutches or risk being stuck in a car for hours with a leg that didn't bend. So they looked up the dates, settled on tomorrow, April 10. At that point there was no one else on the schedule. They start at 7 am.

Today, they called me and let me know I have to arrive at 1:45 for surgery at 2:45. How on earth did I get that far down the list? It's really gonna suck because I can't eat or drink anything after midnight tonight. I am going to be very cranky and potentially pass out before they start cutting.
Good luck, hope it goes well.
 

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I am looking into getting my sister one of those new SmartBras. The Android version not IOS as she has a Samsung phone. Still debating on a WiFi one or paying more for the cellular model.
 

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I am looking into getting my sister one of those new SmartBras. The Android version not IOS as she has a Samsung phone. Still debating on a WiFi one or paying more for the cellular model.
Make sure the version you get has the new "find my bra" feature.
I'm on Android too, so it will make things easier.
 

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Yeah, you can get away with that when you're young and cute lol

 

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Make sure the version you get has the new "find my bra" feature.
I'm on Android too, so it will make things easier.
That feature is going to quickly pay for itself. No more wandering from bar to bar to Friendly's the next day searching.
 

dash

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I think Greg's math is a little wonky here...

 

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I think she got stuck in her orbit.

 
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