OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[forty_three]

Couple years back, the company I was working for brought in an influx of new "leaders". They brought in all their friends into management roles. One in particular wanted to make a name for himself quickly so he wanted to take over a function/process that was well respected and working well. Just so happened to be my area that was what the big leader person gave him. Eventually, me, my boss, three analysts and our legal liaison all left. That leader was let go in June. This guy partenred/entered into unholy alliance with the Fraud director who was a snake as well. They spent the last three years trying to re-build what I had already built.

Today, that entire org got axed. Him, the fraud person, and two other middle managers got punted. Taken to lunch by the CEO and the guy who replaced me was given the task of killing their access.

I want to write this on LinkedIn but I am not sure it adequately conveys my thoughts.

Just heard about all the downsizing at <mega shit corp>. To those affected just know that I mean this from the bottom of my heart:

HA HA GET FUCKED YOU WEASELS!

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

Yup, I'm sure that short flick will be panned by the critics.

 

[sbb122]

^

I was expecting it to end at the kitchen table with a loaf of bread some lunch meat lettuce tomato and condiments lol

 

[dash]

^

I was expecting it to end at the kitchen table with a loaf of bread some lunch meat lettuce tomato and condiments lol

Is that pastrami?

 

[mattola]

these people were quite crazy lol starts around 30 seconds. not sure you can make it through the whole video lol

 

[thedddd]

^ RIP all three.

 

[dash]

Here's some footage from @Comeds office...

 

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[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

 

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[Comeds]

Spike TV passed on my game show idea, Guess The Breasts.
They said it was sexist. I tried to emphasize the strategy, that players looked for the DDs (daily doubles) to gain an advantage but still they said no.,

What am I going to do with hundreds of pictures like this?

 

[dash]

^

Spoiler or no? I'll let the regulars decide.

 

[puckhead]

Spike TV passed on my game show idea, Guess The Breasts.
They said it was sexist. I tried to emphasize the strategy, that players looked for the DDs (daily doubles) to gain an advantage but still they said no.,

What am I going to do with hundreds of pictures like this?
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you should make a new thread and we can play the game here.
i think i could do well.


Jessica Biel..

 

[mattola]

^

Spoiler or no? I'll let the regulars decide.

 

[Comeds]

you should make a new thread and we can play the game here.
i think i could do well.


Jessica Biel..

You sir, would go to the next round!

 

[mattola]

You sir, would go to the next round!

I'll play this game ...

 

[Comeds]

See the plan was you'd see the first picture (upper righh) and if you guessed correctly - 1000 points! If no one got it, then the second (bottom right) would be shown.....for 500 points! Then if no one got that the one one the left would be shown for 200 points!

How is this not a celebration of women? Taking this idea to Esquire TV next week!

 

[puckhead]

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that's also Jessica Biel lol