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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

puckhead

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starting to re-think my marriage.....


My wife comes into the room and says "I'm cold"
I replied "You have two choices.... turn on the fireplace, or go stand in the corner"
she looked puzzled, so i added "It's 90 degrees"


nothing but a groan and an eyeroll.
i was so proud of that one.
 

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That sucks. RIP
 

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That sucks. I know he has had issues now and then but he was a pretty good comic actor IMO.
 

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Dammit, Matthew, I'm still mourning Richard.

 

dash

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A great scene from a very good movie - Happy birthday Fonz!!

 

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Weirdish mystery of the day - I have one of those expandable hoses and when I let my dog out I saw it stretched across my yard. Upon closer inspection I saw it was in 3 or 4 pieces too. I know the insides get brittle and break but the outside is like a nylon fabric. So either some kid (not many on my street anymore) was playing a prank - cut up my hose and spread it around - then neatly closed my gate and did nothing else. Or some animal was doing weird stuff.
 

dash

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Ginger Gooch and the Shrimp Shack Shooters :D

 

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oh my....

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It's the Generation Gap band...

 
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