ALL 32 NFL FANBASES, RANKED BY OBNOXIOUSNESS

[Manster7588]

1. New England Patriots


You did it. You really did it. Never before in the history of sports fair-weather fandom has there been a group as obnoxious as the Pats' fans. I’d like to rewind to the year 1993, when everyone was convinced the Pats would move to St. Louis and become the Stallions, and most Boston people COULDN’T CARE LESS. The Patriots were, for so very long, the bottom of the barrel in terms of local fan enthusiasm. The Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and all of the major college hockey teams in the Boston area all enjoyed more support than the Patriots. And then of course we know what happened. It became the year 2000 and Andover and Wesleyan graduate Billy Belichick started coaching, Drew Bledsoe got hurt, handsome Tom Brady stepped in, and the hapless Patriots started winning Super Bowls. And suddenly the fans came out of the Walden Pond woodwork.

Now everyone from Chelsea to Cochituate to Chatham claims that they’ve been die-hards forever, that they were huge fans during the Grogan and Tony Eason eras, that they know who Dick MacPherson is, and remember when fans used to hold up signs saying “Missing with Sisson” for kicker Scott Sisson. They shed accusations of cheating as if they are old John Hannah jerseys, even though everyone everywhere knows that Belichick is one of those guys who will cheat even while they’re winning just because it makes him feel clever. And so the calls of “P-A-T, Pats, Pats, Pats” ring out everywhere, and people still head to the town next to the town with the jail outside of Boston to watch their squad cooly go about the “Patriots Way” of mechanically winning games and refusing to sign beloved veterans because they would like to get paid more for bleeding for this team forever. But everyone knows you dyed-in-the-wool Pats fans are really just Bruins fans in Brady’s clothing. And deep down, you know it too.

All 32 NFL Fanbases, Ranked by Obnoxiousness

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

You did it. You really did it. Never before in the history of sports fair-weather fandom has there been a group as obnoxious as the Pats' fans. I’d like to rewind to the year 1993, when everyone was convinced the Pats would move to St. Louis and become the Stallions, and most Boston people COULDN’T CARE LESS


Awesome, I get called a c unt everyday for pointing this all out

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Guess it's hard to have a rivalry when we hand the Raiders their asses. Shame really.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Dont let the BBW community allow this thread to die

 

[jarntt]

Pretty obvious who number one would be and no one is close. But, I'll keep my comments humble since I'm sure Dallas is probably #2 and just as well deserved...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Pretty obvious who number one would be and no one is close. But, I'll keep my comments humble since I'm sure Dallas is probably #2 and just as well deserved...

Raiders

But this thread is all about the fair weather Tom Brady ballwashers that have never given a shit about the New England Patriots, and still do not today

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Raiders

But this thread is all about the fair weather Tom Brady ballwashers that have never given a shit about the New England Patriots, and still do not today

Bandwagon Raiders fans are going to give obnoxious Pats fans a run for their money pretty soon as Brady inevitably gets older. It's going to be quite unpleasant to say the least.

 

[Manster7588]

Pretty obvious who number one would be and no one is close. But, I'll keep my comments humble since I'm sure Dallas is probably #2 and just as well deserved...

We're #3, but we already know we're obnoxious. Most of us admit it.
In all honesty you haven't seen obnoxious until Dallas win a SB in the Social Media age.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

We're #3, but we already know we're obnoxious. Most of us admit it.
In all honesty you haven't seen obnoxious until Dallas win a SB in the Social Media age.

In defense of Cowboys fans (vomited), they have always been Cowboys fans, they werent drawn to the team by one single player.....They may be a collection of gigantic douche bags, but the best kind of gigantic douche bags

 

[gobigred]

1. New England Patriots


You did it. You really did it. Never before in the history of sports fair-weather fandom has there been a group as obnoxious as the Pats' fans. I’d like to rewind to the year 1993, when everyone was convinced the Pats would move to St. Louis and become the Stallions, and most Boston people COULDN’T CARE LESS. The Patriots were, for so very long, the bottom of the barrel in terms of local fan enthusiasm. The Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and all of the major college hockey teams in the Boston area all enjoyed more support than the Patriots. And then of course we know what happened. It became the year 2000 and Andover and Wesleyan graduate Billy Belichick started coaching, Drew Bledsoe got hurt, handsome Tom Brady stepped in, and the hapless Patriots started winning Super Bowls. And suddenly the fans came out of the Walden Pond woodwork.

Now everyone from Chelsea to Cochituate to Chatham claims that they’ve been die-hards forever, that they were huge fans during the Grogan and Tony Eason eras, that they know who Dick MacPherson is, and remember when fans used to hold up signs saying “Missing with Sisson” for kicker Scott Sisson. They shed accusations of cheating as if they are old John Hannah jerseys, even though everyone everywhere knows that Belichick is one of those guys who will cheat even while they’re winning just because it makes him feel clever. And so the calls of “P-A-T, Pats, Pats, Pats” ring out everywhere, and people still head to the town next to the town with the jail outside of Boston to watch their squad cooly go about the “Patriots Way” of mechanically winning games and refusing to sign beloved veterans because they would like to get paid more for bleeding for this team forever. But everyone knows you dyed-in-the-wool Pats fans are really just Bruins fans in Brady’s clothing. And deep down, you know it too.

All 32 NFL Fanbases, Ranked by Obnoxiousness

This thread needs a little @HammerDown

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

Philly probably worse

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Philly probably worse

From a Giants fan perspective, no doubt about it

Ive been to Giants/Eagles games in Philly

Still havent been to Dallas, but cant imagine they are worse

 

[Manster7588]

Philly probably worse

Than NE?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Than NE?

Oh no, i thought he meant Dallas

 

[Rock Strongo]

1. New England Patriots


You did it. You really did it. Never before in the history of sports fair-weather fandom has there been a group as obnoxious as the Pats' fans. I’d like to rewind to the year 1993, when everyone was convinced the Pats would move to St. Louis and become the Stallions, and most Boston people COULDN’T CARE LESS. The Patriots were, for so very long, the bottom of the barrel in terms of local fan enthusiasm. The Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and all of the major college hockey teams in the Boston area all enjoyed more support than the Patriots. And then of course we know what happened. It became the year 2000 and Andover and Wesleyan graduate Billy Belichick started coaching, Drew Bledsoe got hurt, handsome Tom Brady stepped in, and the hapless Patriots started winning Super Bowls. And suddenly the fans came out of the Walden Pond woodwork.

Now everyone from Chelsea to Cochituate to Chatham claims that they’ve been die-hards forever, that they were huge fans during the Grogan and Tony Eason eras, that they know who Dick MacPherson is, and remember when fans used to hold up signs saying “Missing with Sisson” for kicker Scott Sisson. They shed accusations of cheating as if they are old John Hannah jerseys, even though everyone everywhere knows that Belichick is one of those guys who will cheat even while they’re winning just because it makes him feel clever. And so the calls of “P-A-T, Pats, Pats, Pats” ring out everywhere, and people still head to the town next to the town with the jail outside of Boston to watch their squad cooly go about the “Patriots Way” of mechanically winning games and refusing to sign beloved veterans because they would like to get paid more for bleeding for this team forever. But everyone knows you dyed-in-the-wool Pats fans are really just Bruins fans in Brady’s clothing. And deep down, you know it too.

All 32 NFL Fanbases, Ranked by Obnoxiousness

NUMBER 6 IS COMING

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

NUMBER 6 IS COMING

I rest my case

 

[Manster7588]

Oh no, i thought he meant Dallas

I'm not sure what he means. If it's simply higher on the list I agree. Seattle too, not sure how they aren't top 5.

 

[Rock Strongo]

In defense of Cowboys fans (vomited), they have always been Cowboys fans, they werent drawn to the team by one single player.....They may be a collection of gigantic douche bags, but the best kind of gigantic douche bags

dirt

as always, you forget the bledsoe/parcells era.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

dirt

as always, you forget the bledsoe/parcells era.

So did the author of this article

 

[Rock Strongo]

So did the author of this article

ive been a fan since 1985 when i was 10. i got my squish the fish shirt and a bury the bears one.

this franchise is now the model for all sports franchises. are you telling me that winning brings in fans???

really?


those 1991 pre-jeter/mo/posada yankees...

sold out every game, everyone loved them...as they won 71 game...and were 11 out of 14 in attendance.

right?

it happened to your yankees dirt.