MLB Winter Meetings

[Omar 382]

Yes it is. Can we finally agree that Neshek+Benoit = 10 wins?

Let me check the data

 

[Omar 382]

Damn. 9.9 wins. We need Mini-Mart back and we're WS bound baby!

 

[jvett77]

woaaaa-let's not be hasty! What are we talking? , just playboy and penthouse or do we have something a little more interesting like Hustler, Swank or OUI?

Not that I'm really into those magazines that much but also do you have any Chic, Club, High Society, Barely Legal, Gallery, Genesis, Juggs, Score, Gent or Screw?

Never heard of those. Holy shit, you're really into this. Or maybe you picked them up at Omar's flop house.

 

[Cedrique]

Done Deal. Klentak you magnificent bastard, you've done it again!

Phillies, Benoit Agree To One-Year Deal

 

[Omar 382]

Done Deal. Klentak you magnificent bastard, you've done it again!

Phillies, Benoit Agree To One-Year Deal

That was, verbatim, my reaction

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Signing Benoit. Just another way of saying that our young relievers stink!

 

[Cedrique]

WTF. Just checked in to see the next blockbuster and we got nothing. I guess I'll have to wait til tomorrow to see Trumbo donning the red pinstripes....

 

[jvett77]

Signing Benoit. Just another way of saying that our young relievers stink!

Old man Benoit sucks. I'm not paying to see that lousy ass bastard fuck up a game.

 

[Cedrique]

Never heard of those. Holy shit, you're really into this. Or maybe you picked them up at Omar's flop house.

Ok, Ok I'll go 35 on the cassettes and pron. Please tell me you still have them!

 

[Omar 382]

Late nite party! Woop woop

 

[Omar 382]

Ok, Ok I'll go 35 on the cassettes and pron. Please tell me you still have them!

I'll give 'em to you for 30 and a hand job (not from me- that'd be disgusting)

 

[Omar 382]

From my uncle

 

[Omar 382]

Old man Benoit sucks. I'm not paying to see that lousy ass bastard fuck up a game.

View attachment 152159

Is she puking in that dumpster? Must have been a hell of a party

 

[Omar 382]

WTF. Just checked in to see the next blockbuster and we got nothing. I guess I'll have to wait til tomorrow to see Trumbo donning the red pinstripes....

Phillies Rumors: Club could match with Tigers on J.D. Martinez trade

 

[Cedrique]

Phillies Rumors: Club could match with Tigers on J.D. Martinez trade

Holy shit, JD for Hail Cesar??? I like it!

 

[Omar 382]

Holy shit, JD for Hail Cesar??? I like it!

Yeah, I would love it too. I like Hernandez, but he doesn't exactly have the "punch" that a guy like Martinez could bring to our club for the fan's sake. I think they're getting tired of this shit. I remember from our Glory Days everyone would wear Phillies' gear, but I was in Center City the other day and saw no Phillies' shirts or anything- granted, I didn't get much of a look as everyone fled away from me everywhere I walked like some sort of gravitational pull, but still

 

[Omar 382]

Off to Subway. Be back in 10. I would make a r*pe joke but I think Big Brother has bugged my laptop and they're following all my posts and shit. There's also a helicopter flying over head and tracking me everywhere I go

 

[Cedrique]

Yeah, I would love it too. I like Hernandez, but he doesn't exactly have the "punch" that a guy like Martinez could bring to our club for the fan's sake. I think they're getting tired of this shit. I remember from our Glory Days everyone would wear Phillies' gear, but I was in Center City the other day and saw no Phillies' shirts or anything- granted, I didn't get much of a look as everyone fled away from me everywhere I walked like some sort of gravitational pull, but still

Yeah, Cesar is actually a solid player but I think we have some guys in the minors that could play 2b soon. Of course if Klentak could somehow convince them to take the power hitting Galvis instead, that might be even better.

 

[Cedrique]

Off to Subway. Be back in 10. I would make a r*pe joke but I think Big Brother has bugged my laptop and they're following all my posts and shit. There's also a helicopter flying over head and tracking me everywhere I go

Don't forget to pick up the blow and ask the Pittsburgh guys if they will buy the guns that Jimmy stiffed you on.

-and make sure little bro keeps stirring the gravy

 

[Omar 382]

Well, APPARENTLY, Subway has a new fancy "No Shirt, No Service" rule that I was not made aware of. No matter, I snuck around back and hit the guy on the back of the head with a baseball bat. I won't get caught though, I broke all the security cameras with my bat. I even used gloves when handling the cash register to swipe my debit card to pay for the meal (I kind of felt bad about knocking the guy out).

End Result: