TheDayMan
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Clay Travis' prediction:
Auburn -2.5 vs. Washington and the under 48.5, now Auburn -2, 48.5
This is the biggest game of opening weekend and I have a simple question for you: do you believe Auburn is going to lose three straight games in Atlanta at Mercedes-Benz Stadium? The Tigers lost the SEC title game and to Central Florida there.
Are you really telling me that Auburn is going to lose a home game — the crowd will be 90-95% for AU — against a team from the Pac 12?
Get the fuck out of here.
This would be like Robert E. Lee losing to Joseph Hooker at Chancellorsville. Or a Deadspin writer having a functional penis.
Shit ain’t happening.
There is no way Auburn is losing three straight games in Atlanta. That’s all the research I need to do for this game. Well, that and the fact that Jake Browning got destroyed by Alabama’s defense last time Washington came to Atlanta and the Tigers will do the same to him.
Auburn by three or more in a tight, low scoring game.
Boom, Auburn gets the win and the under hits.
You can celebrate getting ’em scattered and smothered alongside Gus Malzahn at the Waffle House.
You sound like Tammy.
But seriously, UW’s O-line was a weak spot against teams with big and talented D-lines that year, USC exposed them, and we knew points weren’t gonna be easy to come by in that playoff game. Everyone’s talking about wanting to see what Auburn’s line does, but I’m looking forward to seeing how UW’s looks against Auburn’s highly touted defensive front. To me that’s the final step in hanging with the top teams that have somewhat exposed UW as not quite there yet the last couple years. (That and continuing to build depth).