The 2023-2024 NBA Season

[msgkings322]

Good one. I need some clean jokes.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

(don't know how to do the spoilers)

 

[Duffman]

Whose wallet does this come out of exactly?

The team probably has a fund where they pay fines out of.

 

[The Q]

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The nba is a bunch of liars…

 

[wildturkey]

Lakers say fuck it. We will rest them, we aren't winning anyway

I'm pissed. I was hoping they'd be at full strength, Boston whoops their ass by like 25 or 30 and that is enough to FINALLY make Jeanie Buss wake the fuck up and fire Ham.

Now watch the Celtics totally not take the game seriously, D'lo will score 40, the Lakers will somehow win and Jeanie will be convinced Ham is the right guy for the job because the role players beat Boston

 

[thunderc]

The team probably has a fund where they pay fines out of.

Petty cash

 

[The Q]

I'm pissed. I was hoping they'd be at full strength, Boston whoops their ass by like 25 or 30 and that is enough to FINALLY make Jeanie Buss wake the fuck up and fire Ham.

Now watch the Celtics totally not take the game seriously, D'lo will score 40, the Lakers will somehow win and Jeanie will be convinced Ham is the right guy for the job because the role players beat Boston

Ham should definitely stay

I’d say an extension would be in order…

 

[Shanemansj13]

I'm pissed. I was hoping they'd be at full strength, Boston whoops their ass by like 25 or 30 and that is enough to FINALLY make Jeanie Buss wake the fuck up and fire Ham.

Now watch the Celtics totally not take the game seriously, D'lo will score 40, the Lakers will somehow win and Jeanie will be convinced Ham is the right guy for the job because the role players beat Boston

 

[DJ]

I'm pissed. I was hoping they'd be at full strength, Boston whoops their ass by like 25 or 30 and that is enough to FINALLY make Jeanie Buss wake the fuck up and fire Ham.

Now watch the Celtics totally not take the game seriously, D'lo will score 40, the Lakers will somehow win and Jeanie will be convinced Ham is the right guy for the job because the role players beat Boston

Starting Hayes, Vandy, Prince along with Reaves and Russell.....

SMH.

 

[DJ]

Ham should definitely stay

I’d say an extension would be in order…

Fuck you!!!!

 

[The Q]

Starting Hayes, Vandy, Prince along with Reaves and Russell.....

SMH.

If the Celtics don’t win by 100 they should have a coaching change themselves…

 

[thunderc]

Ham should definitely stay

I’d say an extension would be in order…

 

[DJ]

Welp....

I have beer on hand.

 

[The Q]

Rockets buying early for next year

 

[Gman]

Lakers say fuck it. We will rest them, we aren't winning anyway

Lakers be like...

 

[The Q]

Lakers be like...

I appreciate it

Celtics need a few easy ones

 

[Shanemansj13]

Rockets buying early for next year

Is Adams out for season?

 

[Shanemansj13]

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

Spoiler

A Roamin’ Catholic

Good one...

also...a somnunbulist.

 

[The Q]

Is Adams out for season?

Yes

Buying for next year since the rockets won’t have the same cap space

 

[Shanemansj13]

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THIEF!!!