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CameronFrye
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Nationals pitching coach Steve McCatty believes fewer K's equals more W's, and so far so good - Yahoo! Sports
Steve McCatty: Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
Stephen Strasburg: [to himself] What's this guy know about pitching? If he's so good how come he was never an All-Star like me? If he's so good how come women want me instead of him?
Steve McCatty: Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don't know shit, all right? If you wanna make it through the season without being shut down by the GM after 160 innings, you'll listen to me. Women only want you so they can boss you around, got it? So relax! Let's have some fun out here! This game's fun, OK? Fun goddamnit. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? It's an egg. Hold it like an egg.
Steve McCatty: Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
Stephen Strasburg: [to himself] What's this guy know about pitching? If he's so good how come he was never an All-Star like me? If he's so good how come women want me instead of him?
Steve McCatty: Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don't know shit, all right? If you wanna make it through the season without being shut down by the GM after 160 innings, you'll listen to me. Women only want you so they can boss you around, got it? So relax! Let's have some fun out here! This game's fun, OK? Fun goddamnit. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? It's an egg. Hold it like an egg.
