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Second cup of Coffee Talk

Discussion in 'NHL Hockey Forum' started by dash, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. Comeds

    Comeds Unreliable Narrator.

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    Sick and tired of feeling undervalued and unwanted at my job so I grabbed three women's asses today figuring being fired would be better.

    Not fired.
    I behaved too long and my company's three strike policy reset so the one complaint is strike one.
    One woman smiled and never issued a complaint. (number in my pocket)
    One was accidentally a guy, but Sebastion was warned about his figure and his flowing locks. (number in my pocket)
     



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  2. dash

    dash An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity

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    Rex with a not so veiled shot...

     
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  3. jstewismybastardson

    jstewismybastardson Lord Shitlord

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    I better go see if Home Depot has the Husky contractor garbage bags on sale :thumb:
     
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    dash An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity

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    We need more Republican senators like Collins and Murkowski...

     
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    jstewismybastardson Lord Shitlord

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    jstewismybastardson Lord Shitlord

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    The story

     
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    jstewismybastardson Lord Shitlord

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    This could be the new “everything is fine”

    [​IMG]
     
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    elocomotive Keep the faith.

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    Man... some dude one hole over just smoked his drive!
     
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    elocomotive Keep the faith.

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    Eloco Presents...
    Lessons on What People Are

    PETA: Animals are people, too.
    Fact Check: Nope, people are people.

    Supreme Court: Organizations and businesses are people under Citizens United.
    Fact Check: Nope, people are people.

    Trump: Immigrants are "animals."
    Fact Check: Nope, people are people.

    This has been Lessons on What People Are. Have a lovely day!
     
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    forty_three 3 time pickleball champion

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    [​IMG]

    What matters: Spelling.
    What doesn't matter: Facts, reason, probability, reality
     
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    JFC. Our country is a fucking mess.



    Oh yeah , this bitch also has a photo of herself hanging out with Richard Spencer.
     
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    elocomotive Keep the faith.

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    Not a lot of meat on that bone.

    Also, did he seriously just call a Justice Department investigation "illegal?" People have literally already pled guilty to crimes. Honestly, what an insecure dummie.

    I hope our President has a heart attack.
     
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    forty_three 3 time pickleball champion

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    dare2be Do not dumb here.

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    forty_three 3 time pickleball champion

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    Highlights:
    - They were at an event, Trump was there and left. Arrived again a few minutes later by helicopter as guests showed up.
    - Trump keenly aware of Gates' daughter's appearance, Mrs Gates was not pleased with that
    - Trump referred to himself in the third person "Trump hears that you don't like what Trump is doing"
    - Didn't know what the difference between HPV and HIV were
     
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    Comeds Unreliable Narrator.

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    KennyBanyeah Buckle up!!

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    Questions being pondered by the Trump admin. as they prepare a statement which they will or will not deliver depending on certain elements of the incident:

    Was the suspect an evil animal (from Mexicarabia) or a very sick person (from non-shithole country of origin)?

    Were the victims ungrateful SOBs (black and may enjoy football) or very fine people (bigoted conglomerations of walking human waste)?

    Have thoughts and prayer ALREADY been delivered to the victims families?

    What's crooked Hilary up to these days?

    Where's my bucket of fried chicken? Don't they have fried meat things in Texas? Should we go?

    How is this the marathon runner's (Obama) fault?


    Stay tuned!!
     
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    Bloody Brian Burke #1 CFL Fan!

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