Series Thread: Rangers Play The Indians In Cleveland April 30 - May 2

[donaldson79]

Not after today they won't.

I'm not making this up. It's down to 4 already. Not kidding!

 

[Duane1952]

Moore just sucks.

 

[DT LUNA]

Thank you partner. Much appreciated.

Maybe he could be our # 2 catcher next season, and fill in at 2nd/3rd too.

But something I was thinking about is, what FA pitcher is wanting to come to an organization where they don't really have a ML starting caliber catcher?

Good question.

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS BAD.

 

[Duane1952]

Nice of Moore to volunteer to be batting practice pitcher today.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I still don’t think I’ll win the bet. Cleveland has kluber going tomorrow, but it’s nice to still have a chance at winning tho.

So....

Do you have a predilection towards a specific type of pecker that you'd like me to know about?

 

[DT LUNA]

Crawler is hiding under his desk. Slinky is going to lay it on him.

 

[donaldson79]

This is incredible.........49 pitches to get 5 outs. Given up 3 tatters, and his ERA has jumped to a nice even 8.00.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS BAD.

That depends on one's perspective.

 

[DT LUNA]

So....

Do you have a predilection towards a specific type of pecker that you'd like me to know about?

Be a nice guy and let him off the hook. He didn't know what he was doing

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Crawler is hiding under his desk. Slinky is going to lay it on him.

Poor @Nightcrawler is going to have to make amends for when @romeo212000 dressed me in this:



And then this:

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

This is incredible.........49 pitches to get 5 outs. Given up 3 tatters, and his ERA has jumped to a nice even 8.00.

8 is also the number of sides a stop sign has. Please make this game stop.

 

[WastinSomeTime]

This is incredible.........49 pitches to get 5 outs. Given up 3 tatters, and his ERA has jumped to a nice even 8.00.

Catching up to Perez. Better hurry up and put Moore on the DL too.

 

[scotsman1948]

wow, 9 to 1 after 2 innings. this is going to get really ugly

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Be a nice guy and let him off the hook. He didn't know what he was doing

I feel for him, and I give him props for taking the bet, but in case you haven't heard, I'm an asshole.

 

[WastinSomeTime]

Is this game in Colorado and nobody told us? Ball is just flying out.

 

[scotsman1948]

8 is also the number of sides a stop sign has. Please make this game stop.

can we forfeit?

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

This game already has five home runs.

 

[WastinSomeTime]

I feel for him, and I give him props for taking the bet, but in case you haven't heard, I'm an asshole.

You mean you don't have a arms, legs and ears and so on? That is amazing.

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

this one is going to have a football score at the end.