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Actually, I lied. I was born in 1973. Here's me giving one of my infamous yet critically acclaimed reviews. I started it at the good part.
 

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you did????????? what was it like? i didn't, in case you didn't know
In a lot of ways, it sucked. People were always getting lost with no GPS and without cell phones a lot of time was wasted. Imagine it's Friday night and you just got home from work and your buddy has already found some keg party somewhere outside in some wooded area. He walks half a mile to a pay phone to call you at home on your landline and tells you you should come over. You get there an hour later and can't find him because some chicks went to a bar down the road and he wasn't sure if you'd make it so he decided not to wait for you any more. Then hear that he's at the bar and go over there and they've already left. The bar is kind of dead. You stay there and play a couple games of Pinball (yes pinball) and maybe some Asteroids or Space invaders, slam a couple beers and go back home for the night.
 

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In a lot of ways, it sucked. People were always getting lost with no GPS and without cell phones a lot of time was wasted. Imagine it's Friday night and you just got home from work and your buddy has already found some keg party somewhere outside in some wooded area. He walks half a mile to a pay phone to call you at home on your landline and tells you you should come over. You get there an hour later and can't find him because some chicks went to a bar down the road and he wasn't sure if you'd make it so he decided not to wait for you any more. Then hear that he's at the bar and go over there and they've already left. The bar is kind of dead. You stay there and play a couple games of Pinball (yes pinball) and maybe some Asteroids or Space invaders, slam a couple beers and go back home for the night.
When do you snort the Oxycontin you scored?
 

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Here's my review yesterday. Again, I skipped to the juicy part
 

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In a lot of ways, it sucked. People were always getting lost with no GPS and without cell phones a lot of time was wasted. Imagine it's Friday night and you just got home from work and your buddy has already found some keg party somewhere outside in some wooded area. He walks half a mile to a pay phone to call you at home on your landline and tells you you should come over. You get there an hour later and can't find him because some chicks went to a bar down the road and he wasn't sure if you'd make it so he decided not to wait for you any more. Then hear that he's at the bar and go over there and they've already left. The bar is kind of dead. You stay there and play a couple games of Pinball (yes pinball) and maybe some Asteroids or Space invaders, slam a couple beers and go back home for the night.
Also, if you lived in the '80s, you would have the attention span to read all of that in one go instead of five tries
 

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Here's my review yesterday. Again, I skipped to the juicy part
I'm surprised that guy isn't on Network TV. Is 60 Minutes still on, and if so couldn't they use this guy to replace Andy Rooney?
 

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Also, if you lived in the '80s, you would have the attention span to read all of that in one go instead of five tries
Well, even if it did take five tries you had plenty of time to read and reread it--there was no internet
 

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I'm surprised that guy isn't on Network TV. Is 60 Minutes still on, and if so couldn't they use this guy to replace Andy Rooney?
I crack up every time I hear that:
"The cigarette reviews are done. They're over with. The law suit that got placed on me....'
 

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Cy Brault is going for the Buccos tonight. Hernandez at 26 is the oldest guy in the Phis lineup, in case you're interested, mofos.
 

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Roman Quinn is now must watch tv
 

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wtf Quinn
 

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Altherr, du bist aus!
 

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I like to go just like the west, I like my sugar sweet
But jumping queues and making haste
Just ain't my cup of meat
Everyone's beneath the trees feeding pigeons on a limb
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
All the pigeons gonna run to him
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
 

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Quinn has been putting on a good show. He's gotta be for real. Only a few games so far but he's not struggling with anything.
 

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Yeah, I like it when a guy comes up and starts hitting right away.
 
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