Series Thread: Philadelphia @ San Fransisco Series Thread

[Omar 382]

Now, we've got some west coast games, and naturally, it's going to be hard to stay awake. Worry not; I've sent some care packages to your houses

WestCoastPhan- You're good, this is a 7:15 game because you live in Cali. No drugs for you, asshole.

jvett- I sent some dextroamphetamine. Good kick. I already took the time to crush it up with a mortar and pestle for you. I also sent a rolled up $100 dollar bill because I had a feeling you would be a cheap bitch and try to use a 5 or 10, which is just disrespectful. I also included some Colorado mango kush for 1 or 2 AM to help with the comedown.

Retro- I know you don't typically indulge, so I sent you a cup of decaf coffee. Decaf still has like 10 MG of caffeine, so hopefully that will help.

Ced- I don't even need to say, we all know your favorite drug is the same as Marvin Gaye and Richard Pryor. Have fun. I also included the mango kush, but you're more tolerant of these substances so I don't even think that was necessary.

I will be doing all these drugs simultaneously. GO PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WestCoastPhan]

Tough series without our new ace: The Phillies are 3-17 in their last 20 games. Can you name the starting pitcher who has won all three games? That’s right, the team’s new (for the moment) stopper, Jerad Eickhoff.

 

[jvett77]

Now, we've got some west coast games, and naturally, it's going to be hard to stay awake. Worry not; I've sent some care packages to your houses

WestCoastPhan- You're good, this is a 7:15 game because you live in Cali. No drugs for you, asshole.

jvett- I sent some dextroamphetamine. Good kick. I already took the time to crush it up with a mortar and pestle for you. I also sent a rolled up $100 dollar bill because I had a feeling you would be a cheap bitch and try to use a 5 or 10, which is just disrespectful. I also included some Colorado mango kush for 1 or 2 AM to help with the comedown.

Retro- I know you don't typically indulge, so I sent you a cup of decaf coffee. Decaf still has like 10 MG of caffeine, so hopefully that will help.

Ced- I don't even need to say, we all know your favorite drug is the same as Marvin Gaye and Richard Pryor. Have fun. I also included the mango kush, but you're more tolerant of these substances so I don't even think that was necessary.

I will be doing all these drugs simultaneously. GO PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great! This will help me with the fantasies I've been having about shooting Howard and Klentak.

 

[Omar 382]

Why the hatred of Klentak?

 

[jvett77]

Howard blows and Klentak won't give the go-ahead to bring up Williams. No hatred just severe anxiety. Can you expedite drug delivery.

 

[Omar 382]

Howard blows and Klentak won't give the go-ahead to bring up Williams. No hatred just severe anxiety. Can you expedite drug delivery.

On it.

 

[Omar 382]

We're going to kick some ass tonight. Let's just say that the Giants are going to get "Eff'ed" up...

 

[Omar 382]

Howard blows and Klentak won't give the go-ahead to bring up Williams. No hatred just severe anxiety. Can you expedite drug delivery.

Where are you in Montgo Co?

 

[jvett77]

Where are you in Montgo Co?

Prefer to be vague. Just leave the paper bag under the last table in the county courthouse coffee shop in Norristown.

 

[1phlapdown]

We're going to kick some ass tonight. Let's just say that the Giants are going to get "Eff'ed" up...

Still steaming over the 2010 NLCS? We weren't supposed to win a game facing H2O, but it ended up being a hard fought series. That's ok, I'm still miffed at the Angels, As, and Cards.

 

[jvett77]

Still steaming over the 2010 NLCS? We weren't supposed to win a game facing H2O, but it ended up being a hard fought series. That's ok, I'm still miffed at the Angels, As, and Cards.

After a 97-65 season, yeah, losing that NLCS sucked bad with 3 one-run loses. Wilson was tough in relief.

 

[jvett77]

Tough series without our new ace: The Phillies are 3-17 in their last 20 games. Can you name the starting pitcher who has won all three games? That’s right, the team’s new (for the moment) stopper, Jerad Eickhoff.

Eickhoff is 3-2, 2.01 in June. He is solid with the wicked curve. Phillies need to score runs for him tonight.

 

[WestCoastPhan]

Eickhoff is 3-2, 2.01 in June. He is solid with the wicked curve. Phillies need to score runs for him tonight.

Efflin tonight.

 

[jvett77]

Efflin tonight.

Right. I meant next Tuesady vs AZ. Demon Alcohol.

 

[jvett77]

Howard, you boob!

 

[Omar 382]

Ugh

 

[Omar 382]

Bull Double. Great opposite field power

 

[Omar 382]

That pitch was not a fucking strike

 

[Omar 382]

Fucking moron motherfucking umpire. Fucking faggot

 

[Omar 382]

If everyone is asleep, can I at least get my drugs back?