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Patrick Reed is a Douche - Part 3,562

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The tour is healthy, but there are a lot of young douches running around. The tour needs a face. Who else would it be ?

Rahm Hovland Scheffler doin it right. Cam Smith too
Quoting this again to remind you of what you said. Here is my question (for the 3rd time):

Who are these young douches running around?
 

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Quoting this again to remind you of what you said. Here is my question (for the 3rd time):

Who are these young douches running around?


Billy Horschel and Rory are young to me. Tiger not so much. Both are mega douches like yourself

Douches on the LIV too. But like I said before if you don’t get it, you don’t get it. Lol. The PGA tour has been by far the biggest douches and that’s big when you have Rory douchin. All he does is douche
 

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Lol @Money concerned there’s bigger douchers than him.

No one douches like @Money
 

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Billy Horschel and Rory are young to me. Tiger not so much. Both are mega douches like yourself

Douches on the LIV too. But like I said before if you don’t get it, you don’t get it. Lol. The PGA tour has been by far the biggest douches and that’s big when you have Rory douchin. All he does is douche
What are you...90?

Billy Horschel belongs in LIV. He's a perfect fit.
 

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Stop crying.
You are the one asking who the douches are… lmao

Member? Or did you already forget. :L Only one douching harder than you is Rory

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Billy Horschel and Rory are young to me. Tiger not so much. Both are mega douches like yourself

Douches on the LIV too. But like I said before if you don’t get it, you don’t get it. Lol. The PGA tour has been by far the biggest douches and that’s big when you have Rory douchin. All he does is douche
LMFAO...Horschel has been on tour since 2009.

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What are you...90?

Billy Horschel belongs in LIV. He's a perfect fit.

He’s a douche. Can you break 90? Golfers in their 30s are young no?

Heck The PGA and Rory douching hard these days. Lol at you just figuring it out.
 

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LMFAO...Horschel has been on tour since 2009.

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So yeah… you don’t get it. Why you so worked up over the douchers? Jealous?


Lol you can’t break 90
 

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He’s a douche. Can you break 90? Golfers in their 30s are young no?

Heck The PGA and Rory douching hard these days. Lol at you just figuring it out.
He's f'ing 36. You think that's a young player on tour? You truly are special.
 

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He's f'ing 36. You think that's a young player on tour? You truly are special.

Sorry you’re no douche. You’re a women. My apologies. You think a PGA player in their 30s is old? Haha


Get a grip man. You’re melting and a vajeeen
 

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@Money

“It matters the age of the douche”

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And this vajeeen can’t break 90 from the ladies tees
 

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The number 4 ranked Player & the current British Open Champ is dead wood?
It's interesting that those who seem to think the Tour is doing great are also the ones who spend the most time talking about LIV.

We have all lost in this deal and you are lying to yourself if you can't admit that.

I have been watching & loving the PGA since before Tiger with guys like Jeff Maggert & Hal Sutton.
I know what a good product looks like ....and the product takes a hit with this many bread & butter players missing.
Sure it will survive but the product will not be as good.

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I can tell you that we haven’t lost a whole lot at all. The competition is still there and the golf courses are still sweet.

Some guys on the Tour just got tired of some of the PGA tours’ BS and walked while getting paid.

If Cam Smith or another LIV guy wins a major
it could get real interesting. I heard Fox sports was talking about picking up some LIV tourneys but haven’t been following it lately.
 

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Sorry you’re no douche. You’re a women. My apologies. You think a PGA player in their 30s is old? Haha


Get a grip man. You’re melting and a vajeeen
Dumbass...the average age of a professional golfer is 34. He's even older than that and you consider him a young player on tour?

It's pretty f'ing obvious you know very little about professional golf. It's even more obvious you probably suck at it (nobody goes around on an anonymous message board bragging about how good they are at something unless they are lying about it). I'm sure you don't have a pot to piss in (let alone belong to two clubs). You aren't fooling anyone.

Definitely done with you.
 

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Dumbass...the average age of a professional golfer is 34. He's even older than that and you consider him a young player on tour?

It's pretty f'ing obvious you know very little about professional golf. It's even more obvious you probably suck at it (nobody goes around on an anonymous message board bragging about how good they are at something unless they are lying about it). I'm sure you don't have a pot to piss in (let alone belong to two clubs). You aren't fooling anyone.

Definitely done with you.


Haha you are just too cute. Here you go taken at 3:53. Highest it’s been in years. What else you got mega douche lol

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I love Rory fan boys that can’t break 90 from the ladies tees. So delish
 

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Be more than glad to take you to play either Pete Dye club in North Tx or Oklahoma. I’ll buy the beer too so you can take off your douche mask.

You get to Dallas let me know.
 

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I love Rory fan boys that can’t break 90 from the ladies tees. So delish
Wrong on a couple fronts:

1. I'm a Max Homa "fan boy"...you have a problem him?

2. Yes...breaking 90 is a challenge for me (not ashamed of bogey golf), but I'm pretty certain not from the ladies tees.
 

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Wrong on a couple fronts:

1. I'm a Max Homa "fan boy"...you have a problem him?

2. Yes...breaking 90 is a challenge for me (not ashamed of bogey golf), but I'm pretty certain not from the ladies tees.


Who cares!!?? I agree that the tour is fine. Heck LIV has more douches really but the PGA tour takes the highest award for douchery. That’s the entire point

We will still see great matches tourneys and majors. Gaurentee we will see more sudden death in majors this year. Unless someone runs away with them. Hopefully Zalatoris can finish one. Tour is healthy besides the drama BS and them finally realizing their greed.

But let players wear shorts in practice rounds when it’s 100 out. Make things better and more simple. If certain clubs with history like St. Andrews want to keep their old school rules fine but change some things.
 
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