Former Patriot great Kellen Winslow Jr arrested for burglary

[GNG]

Better than caught beating off in a Target parking lot, again.

That's better than jerking off in the checkout line.

 

[broncosmitty]

yeah i remember that.

"by the time police arrived he had put pants on, but they found 2 open jars of vaseline on the console"

why 2?

He's a soldier!

 

[Thruthefog]

He must have run out of vaseline.

 

[Iggloo]

Is he still a soldier?

"I'm a f*ckin' stroker!"

 

[Southieinnc]

1 - learn sarcasm
2 - read the first thing i typed in my opening post.

FIFY

 

[dbldwn711]

yeah i remember that.

"by the time police arrived he had put pants on, but they found 2 open jars of vaseline on the console"

why 2?

Why not?

 

[jarntt]

Anybody know where the closest Boston Market is?

Let me pull out my penis and check. It always points to the closest Boston Market...

 

[batchaps4me]

That's better than jerking off in the checkout line.

I told you that in confidence. Don't judge me.

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

Thread of the week.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

that was one sick 12 yard grab

Reports: Winslow Jr. charged with burglary

I wasn't aware he was a "great"?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Wonder what Kellen Sr things of his boy?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I told you that in confidence. Don't judge me.

That is small potatoes. At least you can ride your crotch rocket in a parking lot without wrecking it

 

[mrwallace2ku]

That's better than jerking off in the checkout line.

what happened to you when the cops arrested you for that?

 

[Racer8825]

yeah i remember that.

"by the time police arrived he had put pants on, but they found 2 open jars of vaseline on the console"

why 2?

One for each hand LOL.

 

[Ojb81]

Wonder what Kellen Sr things of his boy?

kellen sr. these days. . .

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

kellen sr. these days. . .

Yes!

Or, Sr is asking, pleading with the Mrs "Please tell me you hooked up with someone? You cheated on me right? RIGHT????"

 

[NinerSickness]

"I'm a f*ckin' stroker!"

This is he modern day:

 

[broncosmitty]

Let me pull out my penis and check. It always points to the closest Boston Market...

Honestly lol'd.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

yeah i remember that.

"by the time police arrived he had put pants on, but they found 2 open jars of vaseline on the console"

why 2?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

This guy is proof that God has a sense of humor. All of that physical ability and nary a brain in his head