Former Patriot great Kellen Winslow Jr arrested for burglary

[jerseyhawksfan79]

yeah i remember that.

"by the time police arrived he had put pants on, but they found 2 open jars of vaseline on the console"

why 2?

Must have been a bogo sale at the local supermarket.

 

[Dude]

 

[jarntt]

Kellen Winslow II arrested for sex crimes

 

[handicappers]

Kellen Winslow II arrested for sex crimes

da fuq? He won't be on my fantasy football team this year, that's for sure.

 

[Across The Field]

da fuq? He won't be on my fantasy football team this year, that's for sure.

Wrong

 

[handicappers]

Wrong

You got me. I’ll draft him in first round

 

[Iggloo]

This story just took a serious turn.

 

[Rock Strongo]

jesus

Winslow arrested on suspicion of sex crimes

Former NFL player Kellen Winslow II was arrested Thursday on suspicion of numerous sex-crime charges, the San Diego County Sheriff's Department announced.

The charges include two counts of forcible r*pe, one count of forcible sodomy, one count of forcible oral copulation, one count of kidnapping with the intent to commit r*pe, residential burglary and indecent exposure.

The sheriff's department did not provide any further information about the alleged crimes.

 

[mrschaney]

Isn't he the guy that played for the BRowns that got busted for spanking his salami in a Target parking lot, and calling it Sally?

 

[Skerpokes]

That's one perverted soldier

 

[Battlelyon]

He about to join the prison army

 

[eaglesnut]

Didn't Obama legalize sodomy?

Seems like he would have.

 

[mrschaney]

Didn't Obama legalize sodomy?

Seems like he would have.

Only in a Target restroom. The alleged assault happened in a trailer park, so I'm not that it was legal. Wait, it was in a California trailer park, so he is probably good to go on that sodomy charge.

 

[antone112]

He doesn't "give a flying you know what" about a r*pe. They were trying r*pe him too. He's a "fucking soldier".

 

[antone112]

Forced trailer park sodomy is the best sodomy.

 

[huskers1217]

I think his odds have just moved up on the new game show

"which celebrity is next to found hanging themselves"

 

[mrschaney]

Must have been a bogo sale at the local supermarket.

Damn, Spanky Mghee

 

[mrschaney]

Guys, I think it is official. Kellen Winslow Jr. has just declared war on his penis.

"I'm stickin' you in dark places!
I'm stickin you in the nastiest ghetto trailer park kind of dark places.
I don't care, write it down...........Then I'm going to see how many jars of vasaline that I can afford at target,
I'm going to cover you in the vasaline and if I can't smother you mother f**er,
I'm going to beat and spank the hell out of you!
It would do the same thing to me if it had it's own brain that was smarter than me!
I'm a Soldier!!!!

 

[huskers1217]

I think his odds have just moved up on the new game show

"which celebrity is next to found hanging themselves"

TOO SOON?

 

[Manster7588]

Kellen Winslow II arrested for sex crimes

Can we get a MOD to change the thread title? "and sec crimes" needs to be added.
@fordman84