Dumbest Name in the NFL This Season

[HammerDown]

A teacher at my high school's name was Mr. Fagg. He named his daughter Gaylene, being so old school he probably didn't know the new meaning. Yes, her friends call her Gay.

Not nearly as bad but I had friends-of-friends growing up. Their last name was Barr. Son was Clark and daughter was Candy.

 

[Microwahevo]

What's really messed up is it's not even a nickname his name is actually Jordy...

I believe his name is actually a Jordan Raymond, but goes by Jordy. Had a friend when I was a kid that went by Jordy also.

 

[NinerSickness]

No lie: A buddy of mine knew a girl from China named Phat Ho.

 

[Think McFly Think]

Also not a lie, there was a girl at my high school named Lacey Slutts. As far as NFL, Ha Ha Clinton Dix is pretty ridiculous, hope he plays well though.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Had a friend in high school that banged a chick named April June. Wanna know what her middle name was? Yep, that's right.

And like others have said, HaHa Clit-N-Dicks has to be the best NFL name.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Best names of people I knew were Bipin Dikshit and Richard Head, for some reason he didn't use Dick for short

 

[MHSL82]

Also not a lie, there was a girl at my high school named Lacey Slutts. As far as NFL, Ha Ha Clinton Dix is pretty ridiculous, hope he plays well though.

I don't follow college sports as much as others, so the first time I heard that name, I thought someone was laughing (Ha-Ha) at (Bill) Clinton and Dix (dicks) being in the same name.

 

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[HammerDown]

Best names of people I knew were Bipin Dikshit and Richard Head, for some reason he didn't use Dick for short

Both Pats fans, Sonny?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Is D'Brickashaw Ferguson still playing?

This

 

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[fordman84]

always thought Indomican Sue had a funny name. Sounds that way, I'll spell it that way

 

[HaroldSeattle]

"Legion of Boom" is pretty ignorant. Wonder how many people who use that phrase even know what "legion" means.

Yeah..everybody hates that name, makes no sense at all.

 

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[Chewbaccer]

Is that WR from Texas A&M in the NFL yet?

LaQueviante Gonzalez or something like that?