Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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Is he hoping to sell Melania because he needs the cash?

 

[mattola]

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Is he hoping to sell Melania because he needs the cash?

Is "Mercedes" her hooker name?

 

[thedddd]

PS - Let's say you had an account and for the life of you it's impossible to open it back for some reason despite many attempts. What the blazes are you supposed to do then? It's not me. Just asking for this incredibly well-endowed friend I have.

At least you could have fixed that nonsense of being a Capitals fan.

 

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Is "Mercedes" her hooker name?

Shamelessly stolen from reddit...

A rich man and a poor man are buying Christmas gifts for their wives. The rich man buys his wife an enormous diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes. The poor man asks, "Why did you get her a ring AND a car?" To which the rich man replies, "So that if my love is not happy with the ring, she still has a nice car to keep her happy." The poor man then goes and buys his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. The rich man asks, "Why did you buy your wife a pair of slippers AND a dildo?" "So if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"

 

[Comeds]

Not if Debra in HR knows how to keep her damn mouth shut!

Hey, good to see you.
Quick question, is it true that in college you worked in a shoe store and your message board handle back then was Sole Train?

 

[mattola]

Welcome back @Loco2

 

[forty_three]

Is "Mercedes" her hooker name?

No, it's Melania.

 

[mattola]

 

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Trump could win the Oilers 50/50 lottery tonight and still owe 453 million dollars

 

[Comeds]

Trump could win the Oilers 50/50 lottery tonight and still owe 453 million dollars

Trump could win the Oilers tonight and still owe millions of dollars

 

[forty_three]

I hope when they seize Trump Tower they rename it to FAFO Place.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I hope when they seize Trump Tower they rename it to FAFO Place.

Don’t they have a migrant shelter crisis in NY?

Have the chance to do the funniest thing…

 

[Comeds]

I hope when they seize Trump Tower they rename it to FAFO Place.

Obama Tower in Rosie O'Donnell Plaza?

 

[scoutyjones2]

Obama Tower in Rosie O'Donnell Plaza?

That's a euphemism that makes me vomit as I picture it in my head

 

[thedddd]

Seems fitting

 

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Kid Rock and music is an oxymoron.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Seems fitting
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Chris Chelios and saunas are also trending

 

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Chris Chelios and saunas are also trending

 

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Bob Costas with some MAGA chin music...

 

[forty_three]

Does Bob endorse any major products? I want to buy stock in whatever the MAGAts are going to be buying up just to shoot at in protest.