AL East Thread

[NWPATSFAN]

Oops that appears to be one more game NY needs to make up now. Luckily Texas beat Oakland.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Give him a break. It's a lot of working reaching for those keys on his oversized keyboard. It's built for adults.

I’m on an iPad. In your grandma’s room.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Holy shit! I’m drank! Time to go fuck @NWPATSFAN ’s grandma!

Little man you couldn't even reach her droopy titties with a step ladder.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So funny to see her old ass tiddies. They look like a couple of melons in tube socks.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I’m on an iPad. In your grandma’s room.

You're into necrophilia hun? How's the connection 6' down?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So funny to see her old ass tiddies. They look like a couple of melons in tube socks.

I’m gonna beat them with my dick like a piñata.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

So funny to see her old ass tiddies. They look like a couple of melons in tube socks.

The size of Jack fruit but smell like durian I'd imagine?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You're into necrophilia hun? How's the connection 6' down?

She’s not dead, dipshit. She faked it because she’s ashamed of your dumb ass and your mother for getting knocked up by your inbred father.

At least, that’s what she tells me.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I’m gonna beat them with my dick like a piñata.

If she was alive she'd probably giggle as soon as you pulled that cute fella out.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

She’s not dead, dipshit. She faked it because she’s ashamed of your dumb ass and your mother for getting knocked up by your inbred father.

At least, that’s what she tells me.

Quality stuff. I bet the kids at recess give you a standing O

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If she was alive she'd probably giggle as soon as you pulled that cute fella out.

She just read that and said you’re a pendejo.

 

[obxyankeefan]

She’s not dead, dipshit. She faked it because she’s ashamed of your dumb ass and your mother for getting knocked up by your inbred father.

At least, that’s what she tells me.

Normally I just got to screw with you, but that was some quality shit right there.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

She just read that and said you’re a pendejo.

Now I know your full of shit. She'd still be laughing

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Quality stuff. I bet the kids at recess give you a standing O

Granted, it’s not my best work, but still light years ahead of “shits bigger than you” and “oversized keyboard.”

You can’t tell when you’re over your skis, can you?

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Normally I just got to screw with you, but that was some quality shit right there.

Let me guess, classmates?

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Granted, it’s not my best work, but still light years ahead of “shits bigger than you” and “oversized keyboard.”

You can’t tell when you’re over your skis, can you?

If it's anywhere close to your best work you need a lot of practice. That shit was funny in 6th grade. Well that and to most NY fans.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Normally I just got to screw with you, but that was some quality shit right there.

You? Screw with me?

You know I’m currently just two doors down from you in the old folks’ home, right?

There’s nothing to stop me from strolling down the hall and beating you senseless with your VHS copy of Murder, She Wrote.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If it's anywhere close to your best work you need a lot of practice. That shit was funny in 6th grade. Well that and to most NY fans.

Your shit has never been funny, son.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Your shit has never been funny, son.

Son? Now that's original.

Look the Red Sox won.

The Skankees lost.

No one care about anything Ohio related.

I'm happy.

My work here is done little one. Drink milk and eat your veggies like a good boy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Your shit has never been funny, son.

Except of course when it’s two feet in diameter. Then we laugh at you.