Game Thread: 2015 Opening Day: April 6 (All Games)

[obxyankeefan]

Who the fuck is Devon Thomas and why does a rookie look like he is middle-aged?

 

[kramer1]

Bwahahahah! Joe Torre throwin out the first pitch...where's St. Derek?

Putting in a fake bid for a sports franchise somewhere?

 

[HammerDown]

Looks beautiful in NY.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Wow, Tanaka's already thrown 10 pitches and his arm's still functioning

 

[bksballer89]

easy inning for tanaka

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Looks beautiful in NY.

This is one of the nicest days we've seen since last September.

 

[bksballer89]

Looks beautiful in NY.

It is.

Last beautiful day until Saturday

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hutchison throws at Ellsbury with the first pitch, establishing his presence with authority.

Nobody fears these yankees

 

[Rock Strongo]

tanaka cruising with that dental floss ligament

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

There goes the perfect game

 

[obxyankeefan]

Headley boots the perfect game

 

[obxyankeefan]

There goes the perfect game

Stop beating me to everything.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Stop beating me to everything.

Sorry bro...you can go "There went the no-hitter, too"

Ooops...

 

[HammerDown]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Headley boots the perfect game

A-Rod woulda made that play

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Tigers up 1-0

Edit, now 3-0! Avila goes yard

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Suzyn Waldman: "Hutchison is not a hard thrower" but he's been hitting 92 on the JUGS. At the same time, she's gushing about how great Tanaka looks while throwing 93.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Suzyn Waldman: "Hutchison is not a hard thrower" but he's been hitting 92 on the JUGS. At the same time, she's gushing about how great Tanaka looks while throwing 93.

Suzyn Waldman is a transvestite hooker from Queens.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Headley taketh and Headley giveth. He boots away Tanaka's perfect, but keeps Hutchinson's going by swing no where near the ball.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Suzyn Waldman is a transvestite hooker from Queens.

sadly

shes ours