Is it okay to key a car that took up multiple front spots?

[Ballboy534]

I'm really surprised that almost all you guys would never key someone.

Can someone find that YouTube video somewhere in Europe where the kids pack dog poop under the door handle of the expensive car for no reason and the guy finds them and starts pummeling them? Anyone seen that? I can't find it again but it's great.

It's 50/50 so far...

 

[beardown07]

Top Tier douchebag for sure...and in my head, I'd set him on fire in front of his children....but I could never bring myself to key someone's car.

 

[DanBengalfan]

yea, I left that mickey mouse note on a car at work one time. turned out to be one of the nurses I was working for, she was pretty upset. It didn't matter that I had to crawl into my trunk to get into my car, ah hell no, she was going to have someones head for leaving them a note. In her mind, it didn't matter that I had to crawl through the trunk, since I was able to do that.

 

[HammerDown]

Top Tier douchebag for sure...and in my head, I'd set him on fire in front of his children....but I could never bring myself to key someone's car.

I'll tell you one thing; it's super stimulating and exhilirating! Quite a rush and also surprisingly satisfying. It's like you're letting go of all the bitterness and resentment you've ever had as you dig that key in down to bare metal.

 

[beardown07]

I'll tell you one thing; it's super stimulating and exhilirating! Quite a rush and also surprisingly satisfying. It's like you're letting go of all the bitterness and resentment you've ever had as you dig that key in down to bare metal.

Thanks for the nails on-the-chalkboard chills I just got up my spine.

 

[HammerDown]

Thanks for the nails on-the-chalkboard chills I just got up my spine.

Even better, I used a huge butterfly screw with a massive burr in the metal. That paint accordion'ed, dude!

 

[4thstreet]

when a dumbass parks on an angle,and blocks you from backing out,and then says-I'll only be a sec-you're damn right that I'll key the shit out of the arrogant jackass' truck.

this happened recently at Timmys' and the thing was,there were numerous open spots,but he had to take a spot up front.I told him,I was ready to go,and he had no fucking idea how much damage I could do "in a sec".

He got in truck,and impreesed the hell out of us,with how fast he could pull out-(and he never did get his coffee)

 

[JohnRandle]

I would love to do the dog shit under the door handles, that's awesome.
But can't bring myself to key the paint.
The dog shit would probably get the owner pissed more than the key job as well.

 

[beardown07]

Even better, I used a huge butterfly screw with a massive burr in the metal. That paint accordion'ed, dude!

New boss don't fuck around y'all.

 

[HammerDown]

I wonder if you guys who couldn't key someone have never been keyed for no reason whatsoever? Maybe that's it...

 

[HammerDown]

We should start a thread with stories about telling assholes off in public. I have one or a million of those since I moved to SoCal 12 yrs ago. Had a nice one at the Sam's Club gas station about a month ago. The kids haven't stopped talking about that one yet.

 

[beardown07]

I wonder if you guys who couldn't key someone have never been keyed for no reason whatsoever? Maybe that's it...

Just the opposite.

 

[Psych-Ward]

I can see the horse shit, the dog shit under the handles, hell even spraying the hell out of someones tire treads with armor all or WD40....but to destroy someones property....that makes us no better than they are!!!

 

[HammerDown]

Oh, there is certainly the whole aspect of illegality. But you have to understand that I did this in an extreme case and resisted the temptation to do it 1,000 other times and might not ever do it again. That day, it happened and I never regretted it. Still have the pics on my cell phone as a trophy.

 

[fordman84]

yea, I left that mickey mouse note on a car at work one time. turned out to be one of the nurses I was working for, she was pretty upset. It didn't matter that I had to crawl into my trunk to get into my car, ah hell no, she was going to have someones head for leaving them a note. In her mind, it didn't matter that I had to crawl through the trunk, since I was able to do that.

You didn't confront her? Man, I would have. She was OBVIOUSLY in the wrong, so if you catch her when she is ranting in front of a large group you can make sure everyone knows A) that she is a blowhard and B) she is a bitchy driver.

 

[fordman84]

I would love to do the dog shit under the door handles, that's awesome.
But can't bring myself to key the paint.
The dog shit would probably get the owner pissed more than the key job as well.

of course. How many people have hand sanitizer and napkins readily available? Not many, that means they are going to ahve to wipe that shit on something or spread it around when touching stuff.

 

[fordman84]

I wonder if you guys who couldn't key someone have never been keyed for no reason whatsoever? Maybe that's it...

I had my truck keyed once. Maybe I was too loud or someone didn't like the big tires? I was parked within my lines and I had a mall job so I was out beyond the blue line. No idea why, but I came out and there was a nice key from the front marker to end of the cab. I leveled it off and painted over it, had it fixed the next weekend. To this day I wonder if it was another mall employee and the following weekend when he went by to see his handywork wondered "WTF? How did he do that?"

 

[beardown07]

of course. How many people have hand sanitizer and napkins readily available? Not many Men, that means they are going to ahve to wipe that shit on something or spread it around when touching stuff.

fify

 

[MISKO]

I live in a residential housing plan speed limit is 30 mph.. I have paint balled the punks cars with the coffee can mufflers before .. I live katty corner to a park and in the summer there is all kinds of kids crossing the street .. these young punks always blow through the stop signs on either side of the park doing 55-65 mph .. I cant tell ya how many near misses of children I have seen crossing the road to get to the park to play .. so I sit on my front porch in the evening with a beer a smoke and my paint ball gun and let the punks have it .. the cops know me by name now ...lol

 

[NDHoosier101]

I wouldn't in parking lots, but someone was parking in my driveway(I'm right next to campus so it's a prime spot). I don't have a car down here so I let it go the first day. The second straight day I keyed the shit outta their door. Haven't seen that car since