you don't know how much this means to me

[Omar 382]

lol. Why you flaming homos, I can't help that queers think I'm cute. I hate being the target of their wet dreams so I'm applying for a concealed pistol permit. I bet you're both going to the Aug 29 game together as husband and wife. Elton John would be proud.

I have a concealed pistol every time I think about you and me at that bar in Key West

 

[jvett77]

I have a concealed pistol every time I think about you and me at that bar in Key West

I was thinking the same about you and Cedrique partying at Miami's Poop Deck.

 

[Omar 382]

I was thinking the same about you and Cedrique partying at Miami's Poop Deck.

Cedrique doesn't party with me anymore because he suspects I was the one who roofied him at this rave we were at. But honestly, he has nothing more than a hunch at this point. Good thing he'll never know...

 

[Cedrique]

lol. Why you flaming homos, I can't help that queers think I'm cute. I hate being the target of their wet dreams so I'm applying for a concealed pistol permit. I bet you're both going to the Aug 29 game together as husband and wife. Elton John would be proud.

way to spoil the surprise

 

[Omar 382]

Just for the record, Ced is the "Cameron Rupp" and I'm the "Aaron Nola"

 

[jvett77]

Just for the record, Ced is the "Cameron Rupp" and I'm the "Aaron Nola"

Wow, what a pair. Who the fuck is on top?

 

[Cedrique]

Surely you realize we are joking----I'm way out of his league