What is M Martinez hiding??

[Progeriakid]

Does he have pics of Ruben that he uses to not get cut or disappear?? He's like a bad rash that never goes away, he does not belong on a mlb roster yet the baffoon just signed him again, Dear Ruben FUCK YOU!!

 

[Cobiemonster]

Man I thought for sure Michael Martinez wasn't coming back and then Ruben re-signs him - fuck Ruben piece of trash

 

[Retroram52]

And when brain-dead gets a stiffy for somebody, come hell or high water, they are going to be around till they die-see Howard, Utely, JRol, Ruiz, etc, etc...

 

[Cedrique]

Another illustration of Amaro's legendary persistence. He's going to prove it was a good idea claiming Martinez in the rule 5 draft even if it means he has to keep him in the organization for the next 100 years.

 

[Retroram52]

Lol Cedrique!!

 

[Progeriakid]

When will martinez get his Bonilla contract?

 

[jvett77]

Knowing that Dom Brown has been making $500K/yr, you wonder how the Phillies justify Michael Martinez's salary. Maybe the front office financial guys are home schooled.

2011 $414K 88 G 209 AB 25 runs 41 hits 3 hr .196
2012 $486K 45 G 115 AB 10 runs 20 hits 2 hr .174
3013 $500K 29 G 40 AB 5 runs 7 hits 0 hr .175

 

[_phiLLies_]

are you guys sure they signed him? all i see is this..

"Correcting an earlier item, the Phillies did not re-sign Michael Martinez. We regret the error."

amaro is clearly not the sharpest cat in the alley and it wouldn't surprise me if he brings him back, however, no one is ever going to touch martinez.. so he's a simple ST invite. not someone you need to sign.

 

[Caligula]

As the Twittersphere practically exploded in frustration at the re-signing of Mini-Mart, Phils officials say the team has NOT re-signed the .175/.175/.175 hitter.

Wait, So Now, Michael Martinez May Not Be On The Phillies Again. I Need Pills. - The Good Phight

 

[Cobiemonster]

Okay so maybe there is a light at the end of the tunnel

 

[Cedrique]

Wait, So Now, Michael Martinez May Not Be On The Phillies Again. I Need Pills. - The Good Phight

That was worth reading just for this line from the comments section:

Oh amazing fans in Baseball Heaven, my ass. Cheering for an ex- Cardinal, Skip Schumacher with a 9-0. What patronizing assholes.