Wake up, bitches....IT'S GAME DAY!

[BTHOtu]

Man, I forgot how boring soccer is.

Plus it's a fucking nerd fest out here.

Fuck my life.

It’s not boring for a certain Texas fan that has to hang up his cheer jersey after week 1...

 

[Wamu]

Comfy BTN pregame

I'm just glad Comcast cable got their heads outta their asses & picked BTN back up in time for the season. Otherwise I would have had to go to a sports bar for today's game.

 

[Ickey Shuffle]

I tried to give soccer a chance years ago, but soccer fans are the most uptight homo's you'll ever come across.

 

[NU_FTW]

WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! i dont see rain in the forecast either! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (for Nebraska vs them turds from out west)

 

[TheReal_NU]

Man, I forgot how boring soccer is.

Plus it's a fucking nerd fest out here.

Fuck my life.

We discussed this last year.

If you’re sitting off to the side with a large bottle of Fireball, people tend to leave you alone.
And if you spill some water on your pants, they really leave you alone.







Or call the cops.

 

[TheReal_NU]

Bout to get crushed by Ralphie

I pooped today!

If you two didn’t set this up ahead of time, it may very well be the best unintentional back to back posts of the year.



Oh, and fuck you Brutus.

 

[Wamu]

We discussed this last year.

If you’re sitting off to the side with a large bottle of Fireball, people tend to leave you alone.
And if you spill some water on your pants, they really leave you alone.







Or call the cops.

If you're gonna do that go the extra step & wear a don't fuck with me t shirt.

 

[NU_FTW]

Bout to get crushed by Ralphie

When did Rutgers steal the Ralphie thing?

 

[TROJAN-MAN]

I pooped today!

 

[TigerBait1971]

That was PI on Clemson

 

[GoldRusher]

From the campground @Coopers Rock WV

B&G
2 fried eggs
Shreded taters
Bacon

Home made peach jam from my peeps in Georgia on oneuh them biscuits O.M.G.

Preppin for a soggy tailgate as apparently the end is near and I dont have time to build an ark so....

Franks hot sauce n chicken dip
Sausage n cheese dip
Burgers
Hot dogs
Lettuce
Tomato
Cheese
Being prepped as our last meal before drowning...

(Keepin it simple containable)


Now.... what have I forgotten

 

[Wamu]

I tried to give soccer a chance years ago, but soccer fans are the most uptight homo's you'll ever come across.

You ever meet any Tour duh Farce fans? Those people are fucking goofballs. And there are way too many of those clowns zipping around town.

Some of these assholes take riding their expensive bicycles so seriously it's like they think they're trying to qualify for the actual Tour duh France race.

 

[Wamu]

From the campground @Coopers Rock WV

B&G
2 fried eggs
Shreded taters
Bacon

Home made peach jam from my peeps in Georgia on oneuh them biscuits O.M.G.

Preppin for a soggy tailgate as apparently the end is near and I dont have time to build an ark so....

Franks hot sauce n chicken dip
Sausage n cheese dip
Burgers
Hot dogs
Lettuce
Tomato
Cheese
Being prepped as our last meal before drowning...

(Keepin it simple containable)


Now.... what have I forgotten

Sounds like a great time. Have fun.

 

[NU_FTW]

From the campground @Coopers Rock WV

B&G
2 fried eggs
Shreded taters
Bacon

Home made peach jam from my peeps in Georgia on oneuh them biscuits O.M.G.

Preppin for a soggy tailgate as apparently the end is near and I dont have time to build an ark so....

Franks hot sauce n chicken dip
Sausage n cheese dip
Burgers
Hot dogs
Lettuce
Tomato
Cheese
Being prepped as our last meal before drowning...

(Keepin it simple containable)


Now.... what have I forgotten

Got ya beat, woke up, got the youngest a fresh diaper, lead him into the bedroom to wake up the wife, went out to the livingroom, sent the middle to grab me a diet pepsi, opened a bag of beef jerky, bliss.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I'm Here!! Already had breakfast, been to the store to get oil and filter, also went to the grocery store for a few items, changed the oil in the truck, and hauled the trash to the dump. About to vacuum the pool and relax for the day.

And you think soccer is bad? My daughter is in a play tonight that starts at 7!! WTF? It's like these people don't even football. She better remember this shit!

 

[Wamu]

Got ya beat, woke up, got the youngest a fresh diaper, lead him into the bedroom to wake up the wife, went out to the livingroom, sent the middle to grab me a diet pepsi, opened a bag of beef jerky, bliss.

Fine dining @ it's best. Kudos sir.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

 

[TigerBait1971]

Now.... what have I forgotten

Whiskey

 

[outofyourmind]

You poor fuckers that have to wait all day long just to see your team get beat.

 

[Wamu]

Whiskey

You spelled marijuana wrong.