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JohnU
Aristocratic Hoosier
As soon as the damned parade clears the intersection.
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Joltin' Joe is face-down in the hay.
Coo-coo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson ... you are the walrus? Well, you kinda look like a whale, not at all what Anne Bancroft showed us.
So the rest of you are now entitled to evaluate this baseball team at the count of 1 ... 2 ... anna ... the loverly Lennon sisters will-a perform-a the nashnul anthem-uh.
Just fuckin' around.
But since the season hasn't started yet, I can only reflect on the 10-19 season the Reds compiled in Arizon-xas. I know, I know ... that last game won't be rescheduled, which would have given Kivlehan another chance to show he belongs.
Starting with the pitchers:
Homer Bailey is not the $108 million man he once was.
Luis Castillo is 2 years away from being the glorious answer to Mario Soto.
Anthony DeSclafani has too many capital letters in his name. He's also just another righthanded pitcher.
Sal Romano is a version of Rick Reuchsel, which is not all bad.
Amir Garrett and Brandon Finnegan are both lefthanded. They are not related in any other way.
Bullpens that include Quack and maybe Shack are depending on way too much divine intervention.
That reminds me of Ronny Cedeno, but that reminds me of the Reds utility infield.
At least that's better this year, unless Dick Williams is lying.
Do you trust Dick?
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Joltin' Joe is face-down in the hay.
Coo-coo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson ... you are the walrus? Well, you kinda look like a whale, not at all what Anne Bancroft showed us.
So the rest of you are now entitled to evaluate this baseball team at the count of 1 ... 2 ... anna ... the loverly Lennon sisters will-a perform-a the nashnul anthem-uh.
Just fuckin' around.
But since the season hasn't started yet, I can only reflect on the 10-19 season the Reds compiled in Arizon-xas. I know, I know ... that last game won't be rescheduled, which would have given Kivlehan another chance to show he belongs.
Starting with the pitchers:
Homer Bailey is not the $108 million man he once was.
Luis Castillo is 2 years away from being the glorious answer to Mario Soto.
Anthony DeSclafani has too many capital letters in his name. He's also just another righthanded pitcher.
Sal Romano is a version of Rick Reuchsel, which is not all bad.
Amir Garrett and Brandon Finnegan are both lefthanded. They are not related in any other way.
Bullpens that include Quack and maybe Shack are depending on way too much divine intervention.
That reminds me of Ronny Cedeno, but that reminds me of the Reds utility infield.
At least that's better this year, unless Dick Williams is lying.
Do you trust Dick?