Rex Ryan has lap band removed to show solidarity for Brother

[SoCalWizFan]

Rex has lap band removed to back brother Rob

Ridiculous. Rex removes his lap band since brother Rob (aka worst D coordinator in the NFL) tried the same process but could not do it due to complications. Rex has already gained back 30 lbs since his brother joined the Bills staff. There is a chance that brother Rob will get him fired and much fatter. Amazing.

 

[L.Freamon]

Weird.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Not gonna lie. I had to Google lap band. So basically a cock ring to enhance performance in terms of weight loss tied around your stomach.

Interesting. Lap band....

I kind of want one now. "Man you look great!" "Yah I know. It's my lap band. I got one installed a few months ago." and then just watch everyone's face in amazement/shock/horror, whatever it may be. Or perhaps unawareness such as myself. Great conversation starter.

 

[Iggloo]

He just wanted to eat at all you can eat buffalo wing joints before he gets fired.

 

[Rockinkuwait]

I don't see how that makes sense.

 

[SoCalWizFan]

I don't see how that makes sense.

Rex removing his lap band or hiring his brother?

 

[Rockinkuwait]

Rex removing his lap band or hiring his brother?

lol both. Lets just hope his brother doesn't have any other medical issues. "In a sign of solidarity with Ryan and his fight vs. diabetes, I am going to be subsisting on nothing but Mountain Dew and chocolate cake until I can join him".

 

[TheSnowdog]

Here are the Ryan brothers commuting to work:

 

[SoCalWizFan]

Here are the Ryan brothers commuting to work:

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Slow down - it will probably take Rex till at least the end of the year to reach that pt.

 

[Melman]

Rex has lap band removed to back brother Rob

Ridiculous. Rex removes his lap band since brother Rob (aka worst D coordinator in the NFL) tried the same process but could not do it due to complications. Rex has already gained back 30 lbs since his brother joined the Bills staff. There is a chance that brother Rob will get him fired and much fatter. Amazing.

"But as somebody pointed out, several times, we won more games when I was heavier, so I'll do anything for the squad."

Yeah... good luck with that, Rex.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

So he's officially no longer Ano-Rex...

 

[SoCalWizFan]

"But as somebody pointed out, several times, we won more games when I was heavier, so I'll do anything for the squad."

Yeah... good luck with that, Rex.

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Lol - yep - working on his 6th straight season w/o a winning record. His brother's defensive coaching prowess is not likely to help the situation. He is pretty much living of his 1st two seasons with the Jets.