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Cmon_WTF
Is that...cabbage?
Is he really a "Genious".
Why the hell does a Shark(man), who is an adept swimmer, need water skis?
The Shark is a contrarian. Normally he exhibits a low-key almost passive nature choosing to avoid conflict. Of all the Guardians, he is the least likely to be the lightning rod for any particular mission or cause. However, the Shark can change his demeanor at a moment’s notice and exhibit a more tenacious side. At these moments he cares only about his objective. Since San Jose is the capital of Silicon Valley, the Shark is the Guardian’s resident computer “geek” and a technopath who can mentally interface with any type of computer data or software. The Shark is a massive humanoid looking character with the sleek skin of a Great White, the head of a shark complete with rows of jagged teeth and like actual sharks, poor eyesight (in fact he’s almost blind). As a result, his other senses, especially smell and touch, have been heightened to superhuman levels.
Wow. Why did they have to make him "low-key" and "passive?"
Did they subtly insult the other teams too?
Pretty sure a 'Software Empath' wouldn't call an army of sharks to assist him. Clearly it would be armies of servers launching dns attacks.. and if that didn't work, he'd call upon his minions of spam bots to drown enemies in endless adds for erectile disfunction remedies...
Duh! Who writes this crap?
Listen, guys, I'm not going to lie. I am totally going to buy that if it's a comic or action figure! I am so fucking tickled!
Wow great creativity. The Sharks mascot in this horrible advertising campaign is a Shark. Didn't see that one coming.
To be fair, the other teams superheroes aren't any better. For example: "The King" who commands the power of earthquakes and "The Hurricane" who commands the power of wind and weather or some shit like that.
And also? "The Devil." I MEAN REALLY! A Devil can't be a superhero! It's against the rules!