He needs to be more worried about the exit velocity of angry fans' wrists when throwing bottles at him
Was Retro at the game last night? I heard when the bottle throwing incident happened a drunken fan was spotted leaving the scene muttering something about "Dainbread"
It can't be him. Retro doesn't drink, curse, smoke, or have a cell phone. He's basically Jesus. He's even Jewish, and thinks he's the Son of God
Update: Remember when Darling wrote that book about mixing Dexedrine and booze to potentiate its effects and everyone laughed? Well I recently personally found out he may be right. I knew that coke and alcohol mix together well, but I never heard anything about other stimulants. Well I was up the other night and decided to drink some to go to bed- but I became even more awake and higher. Then I looked it up and found that Focalin, or methylphenidate a stimulant, mix with alcohol to make ethylphenidate, much like cocaethylene. Now I haven't found anything about amphetamines with alcohol, and methylphenidate is more similar to coke than amphetamines, but it would make sense for a similar combination to take place.
You can't fail if you don't have any goals!
Ok, maybe just one. But my predictions are getting better
