Series Thread: Philadelphia @ Milwaukee Series Thread

[Retroram52]

Nice win and we pull back to .500. Northeast, that obie wan reference was hilarious!

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Nice win and we pull back to .500. Northeast, that obie wan reference was hilarious!

Thanks! Since I was tired and bleary eyed at the time I posted it, I took a look back and actually laughed at it myself! Get ready for the Phillies to have a winning record by the end of today!

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Todays prediction. The Phillies will win 6-3 if Ruf starts. The Phillies will win 4-3 if Ruf doesn't start. Guaranteed!
Well, almost! GO PHILLIES!

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Just found out that Burriss is starting in left field today. Ruf to the bench. We lose the 1-2-3 power punch.
Wonder if Franco will see any good pitches today? Did I say Burriss was starting in left? How wrong is that?

 

[Omar 382]

Herrera with 2 home runs today

 

[Cedrique]

Just found out that Burriss is starting in left field today. Ruf to the bench. We lose the 1-2-3 power punch.
Wonder if Franco will see any good pitches today? Did I say Burriss was starting in left? How wrong is that?

Phillies management is afraid of success. They saw they were at .500 and it's almost May and they panicked

 

[Cedrique]

Herrera with 2 home runs today

I think Howard also has a longball in his bag of tricks for today

 

[Cedrique]

Nice 7 pitch inning there. If Eickhoff flames , I blame _Phillies_ for revisiting the trade

 

[Retroram52]

Scoreless so far.

 

[jvett77]

They really don't want Ruf to be successful. He should be in there for a few weeks. Alright, maybe the killer B slackers Burris and Bourjos will come to life. This still makes me want to go after your mom. Phils win anyway 7-3

 

[Omar 382]

Eickhoff is good but it's a shame we're facing Jake Arrieta today- oh shit, is that Wily Peralta?

 

[Omar 382]

IKE! IKE! IKE! IKE! IKE!

SWEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

[Retroram52]

They really don't want Ruf to be successful. He should be in there for a few weeks. Alright, maybe the killer B slackers Burris and Bourjos will come to life. This still makes me want to go after your mom. Phils win anyway 7-3

I agree jvett. This guy has been thrown under the bus so many times and they really should play him full-time. The Phillies appear to be trying to wreck this guy's career and they desperately need a power bat that Ruf could easily provide on a consistent basis.

 

[Omar 382]

I agree jvett. This guy has been thrown under the bus so many times and they really should play him full-time. The Phillies appear to be trying to wreck this guy's career and they desperately need a power bat that Ruf could easily provide on a consistent basis.

Yeah, I'm a buddy of Ruf's and we're suing the Phillies on worker discrimination (white 1B vs. black 1B). We're looking for a solid law firm to take our case. Do you know anyone?

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, I'm a buddy of Ruf's and we're suing the Phillies on worker discrimination (white 1B vs. black 1B). We're looking for a solid law firm to take our case. Do you know anyone?

I forgot to mention- Ruf lives in Arizona- I think the Phoenix area, so they would need to work around there. I know that restricts options but he's deathly afraid of traveling- all of his at-bats are just simulations of him in a hologram (which is why he only hits .220 every year- poor fucking connection in those damn mountains)

 

[Omar 382]

Phillies are Ted Cruz'n

 

[jvett77]

I agree jvett. This guy has been thrown under the bus so many times and they really should play him full-time. The Phillies appear to be trying to wreck this guy's career and they desperately need a power bat that Ruf could easily provide on a consistent basis.

His defense must have a lot to do with it. He plays so little I never get much of a chance to check it out.

 

[Omar 382]

Where's Buddy Ryan? Apparently, in addition to scoring touchdowns on that fade route Chris Carter also hits opposite-field doubles (and sometimes has an H in his first name)

 

[Omar 382]

wtf

 

[Omar 382]

seriously Herrera?