Series Thread: Philadelphia @ Milwaukee Series Thread

[Omar 382]

wtf. my life's over. does anyone know how much Elmer's glue you can huff without OD'ing

 

[Cedrique]

Also Crawford 3-4 , Ben Lively 6 shutout IP

 

[northeastphillyguy]

wtf. my life's over. does anyone know how much Elmer's glue you can huff without OD'ing

No idea. I only huff bacon!

 

[Cedrique]

Elmer's? Fucking lightweight.........

 

[Omar 382]

Nick Williams 3-4, now .291. Andrew Knapp .308. Is it time?

Williams, yes; Knapp, I'm not sure yet. You can never trust a guy who spells a word as simple as "nap" incorrectly. I learned that the hard way when I found out Citi Bank is as bad with math as they are with grammar

 

[Omar 382]

Elmer's? Fucking lightweight.........

I'm locked in a detox clinic and that's all they'll give me. Luckily, I told them I was reading and needed to highlight to fully appreciate it so they gave me a Sharpie...

 

[jvett77]

I've been patient long enough. I'm doing the only thing I can do. I'm moving to Jamaica without a TV, cell phone, or computer. I'm tired of watching baseball, I like rum, and I like to dance.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

I've been patient long enough. I'm doing the only thing I can do. I'm moving to Jamaica without a TV, cell phone, or computer. I'm tired of watching baseball, I like rum, and I like to dance.

That will last for about one week. No one could stand that much fun all the time. You will have dreams about
the Phillies and wonder if Franco hit 35 home runs!

 

[Retroram52]

This team just cannot tolerate winning.

 

[WestCoastPhan]

Nick Williams 3-4, now .291. Andrew Knapp .308. Is it time?

Definitely time for Knapp. Give Williams another couple of weeks...he just started to hit AAA pitching.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Still upset about leaving Eickhoff in to long. Mack was trying to preserve the bullpen. Guess he forgot
that Monday was going to be a day off!

 

[Cedrique]

Nick Williams 1-4 with a HR, Knapp 1-4 with a triple, Tommy Joseph 2-3, now batting .405 (yeah the guy from the Pence trade with all the concussions has come back as a 1B). Cam Perkins 1-3, now hitting .395. In Reading, Crawford 0-3 with a BB and 2 runs scored. Crawford now has a .418 OBP. Put this guy at the top of the order with Herrera and Franco and now we're in business

 

[jvett77]

That will last for about one week. No one could stand that much fun all the time. You will have dreams about the Phillies and wonder if Franco hit 35 home runs!

Guess my timing was off a little. I thought the glory days had arrived early. One can't get too hyper during a rebuild. Besides, it would be a bitch fathering a love child in Kingston.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Guess my timing was off a little. I thought the glory days had arrived early. One can't get too hyper during a rebuild. Besides, it would be a bitch fathering a love child in Kingston.

Guess we will have to wait a while before we see you in braids!

 

[Retroram52]

jvett in corn rows. That would indeed be a miracle depending on the amount of hair available. lol!

 

[jvett77]

jvett in corn rows. That would indeed be a miracle depending on the amount of hair available. lol!

Retro, dude, there's plenty on the top to work with. But, I am conservative.