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fredmccallyRTR
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I took my V-Rod out for ride, fucked up and ate the handle bars on Sunday. Bike came out fine, but my ribs did not. Like a dumbass I rode 60 more miles thinking shit was tolerable.
Lessons Thus Far:
1. Doctors can't do shit for you.
2. Laying down and sitting up really sucks.
3. Laughing makes you want to cry.
4. Coughing hurts like hell, but if you don't you'll get pneumonia. (Hugging a pillow while you do it helps, even if does look a bit weird.) That's also why you shouldn't wrap ribs up, like you see in movies. - Short shallow breaths lead to lung infections.
5. Hiccups ain't no joke.
6. Don't pick anything up. It hurts like a bitch to lift a coffee cup with my right hand. (Injury was on my right side.)
7. Not doing a damn thing voluntarily is awesome, not doing anything involuntarily is torture.
8. I'm too old for this shit. - But, then again, I'm hoping to be back riding in two weeks. (Full recovery is typically suppose to take 3 to 8 weeks, but fuck that.)
Burped.
Anyone else been through this?
Lessons Thus Far:
1. Doctors can't do shit for you.
2. Laying down and sitting up really sucks.
3. Laughing makes you want to cry.
4. Coughing hurts like hell, but if you don't you'll get pneumonia. (Hugging a pillow while you do it helps, even if does look a bit weird.) That's also why you shouldn't wrap ribs up, like you see in movies. - Short shallow breaths lead to lung infections.
5. Hiccups ain't no joke.
6. Don't pick anything up. It hurts like a bitch to lift a coffee cup with my right hand. (Injury was on my right side.)
7. Not doing a damn thing voluntarily is awesome, not doing anything involuntarily is torture.
8. I'm too old for this shit. - But, then again, I'm hoping to be back riding in two weeks. (Full recovery is typically suppose to take 3 to 8 weeks, but fuck that.)
Burped.
Anyone else been through this?